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"Never hit a man with glasses...hit him with your fist"

"All things being equal fat people use more soap"

"Athesism is a 'non-prophet' religion"

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Man who run in front of car get tired

Man who run behind car get exhausted

man with hole in pocket feel cockey all day

virginity like bubble, one prick all gone

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I appologise for this one, it isnt mine if anyone wants to know

Never trust an IT administrator who tattoos his IP address on to his arm, especially if it's DHCP..

:whistle:

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