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A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbour came out of the house and went straight to the mail box. She opened it then slammed it shut stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, 'Is something wrong?'

To which she replied, 'There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL'

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You know, people who come into the Joke's and Funny Stuff section only to yell "Old!" really get on my nerves.

I love this joke, and the sad part is I see people actually doing that stuff everyday. I mean, seriously, how can people be that stupid? :huh:

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my bosses are all AOL junkies, so this is very funny for me....

Real world, we kept getting this message popping up, saying "AOL is not intended for daily use." I just about killed myself when I saw that. I now have a sig file in my special emails to the other techs, that says that.

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You know, people who come into the Joke's and Funny Stuff section only to yell "Old!" really get on my nerves.

I love this joke, and the sad part is I see people actually doing that stuff everyday. I mean, seriously, how can people be that stupid? :huh:

I didn't come into the Jokes and Funny section to just yell "old!". I came in to read the joke like the rest of you. It just so happens that I had heard that several times before and thought it was lame...that's all.

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