kombolcha Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 i got this in an email. :laugh: Ever wonder about people who say they are giving more than 100% at work....... We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103 %? Here is a little maths sum that might prove helpful. What makes life 100%? If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Is represented as 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 Then: H A R D W O R K 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%. K N O W L E D G E 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96% But, A T T I T U D E 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100% And, B U L L S H I T 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103% So it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, Attitude will get you there, and Bull**** will take you over the top. But look how far ass kissing will take you. A S S K I S S I N G 1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%. So the next time someone asks you to give more than 100%, you know what is required of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zennith Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 lol... funny one... But i trust hard work rather than ass you know what. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dL Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 HAHA :D CooL! Anyways, how did the calculation work? Add the numbers? Multiply? Finding the mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sanctified Veteran Posted June 24, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 24, 2003 S E X W I T H T H E B O S S 19 5 24 23 9 20 8 20 8 5 2 15 19 19 = 196% yep, you are right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kjordan2001 Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 ,Jun 24 2003, 01:27] S E X W I T H T H E B O S S19 5 24 23 9 20 8 20 8 5 2 15 19 19 = 196% yep, you are right That's wrong on so many levels if your boss is a guy and you're a guy :x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Veteran Posted June 24, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 24, 2003 LMAO @ [sd] :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: i got this in an email once too, kinda funny, but [sd]'s post takes the cake :yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldmate15 Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 Procrastinate 16 18 15 3 18 1 19 20 9 14 1 20 5 = 159% Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted June 24, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 24, 2003 Seen it before, still worth a grin :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iron2000 Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 My lecturer used that in his motivational speech(didn't go beyond attitude though.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 haha...cool one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted June 24, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 24, 2003 lol im going to remember that one :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
z1ppeh Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 god this is cool :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinsc Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 i need to send this to my CTO... let's see how he likes it... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackwanders Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 what about a lil romp w/ your supervisor's wife? S E X W I T H T H E B O S S ' S W I F E 19 5 24 23 9 20 8 20 8 5 2 15 19 19 19 23 9 6 5 = 258% Instant promotion :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 I was going to put more stuff like the above ....but I found myself getting out of control with it.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Veteran Posted June 25, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 25, 2003 hmmmm... what about sleeping on the job? all those Zs gotta rack up some good points :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTallack Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 Haha. SD, you are twisted. (but we already knew that) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KanGaROO Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 hah very creative bert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kombolcha Posted June 25, 2003 Author Share Posted June 25, 2003 bert :ninja: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cesardrgn Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 That's a way to put it... :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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