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i got this in an email. :laugh:

Ever wonder about people who say they are giving more than 100% at work....... We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103 %?

Here is a little maths sum that might prove helpful.

What makes life 100%?

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

H A R D W O R K

8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%.

K N O W L E D G E

11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,

A T T I T U D E

1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,

B U L L S H I T

2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, Attitude will get you there, and Bull**** will take you over the top.

But look how far ass kissing will take you.

A S S K I S S I N G

1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%.

So the next time someone asks you to give more than 100%, you know what is required of you.

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S E X W I T H T H E B O S S

19 5 24 23 9 20 8 20 8 5 2 15 19 19 = 196%

yep, you are right

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,Jun 24 2003, 01:27] S E X W I T H T H E B O S S

19 5 24 23 9 20 8 20 8 5 2 15 19 19 = 196%

yep, you are right

That's wrong on so many levels if your boss is a guy and you're a guy :x

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LMAO @ [sd] :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

i got this in an email once too, kinda funny, but [sd]'s post takes the cake :yes:

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what about a lil romp w/ your supervisor's wife?

S E X W I T H T H E B O S S ' S W I F E

19 5 24 23 9 20 8 20 8 5 2 15 19 19 19 23 9 6 5 = 258%

Instant promotion :D

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