altezza Veteran Posted June 24, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 24, 2003 A wealthy hospital benefactor was visiting the local hospital. During her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating. "Oh my GOD!" said the woman. "That's disgraceful. Why is he doing that?" "The doctor that was leading the tour explained, "I am sorry, but this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day, they'll explode and he will die within minutes." "Oh, that's terrible," said the woman. In the very next room they could see that a female nurse was performing oral sex on a different male patient. "OH my GOD!" said the woman, "How can that be justified?" The doctor replied, "Same illness, better health plan." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loc[a]lhost Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 roflmao :rofl: :laugh: :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diata Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 hahahah...they should have that set up at the sperm banks for donors...would be awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pina_colada Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 lol good 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted June 24, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 24, 2003 hehehe i want the health care plan the second guy has :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinsc Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 rofl, that's a good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
empty Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 :woot: !!! SOunds like my kinda hospital Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackcoffee Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 man keep these jokes c'min! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 i want the a better health plan than the second man..i want it in the.....erm...nvm..hehe ps...not the ass....you should know...oops.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 :rofl: LOL I wish my health plan was that good...... :yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz101 Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 I like it ..... goes of to check own health plan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PGM316 Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 The gush is a terrible illness, although patients are in great demand by porn studios. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawtai Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 lol that's pretty funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cesardrgn Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 lol... i wounder how that illness is call... :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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