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Lol, I can see it now...

Advisor - Sir, Germany is secretly conducting missions to capture all terrorists in the world then make a public statement showing how inept America.

President - Well what can we do? We can't just blow up Germany for no reason here.

Advisor - I don't know sir, but we need to act fast.

President - I know! We'll just rename Germany to Iraq. I doubt anyone will notice. I mean hell, who knows the real names of all those little places over there aside from the people who actually live there?

Advisor - Great idea!

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Lol, I can see it now...

Advisor - Sir, Germany is secretly conducting missions to capture all terrorists in the world then make a public statement showing how inept America.

President - Well what can we do? We can't just blow up Germany for no reason here.

Advisor - I don't know sir, but we need to act fast.

President - I know! We'll just rename Germany to Iraq. I doubt anyone will notice. I mean hell, who knows the real names of all those little places over there aside from the people who actually live there?

Advisor - Great idea!

That would be me if I was prez, so nobody vote for me.

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CNN are a bunch of clowns... Damn can we have a clown emoticon? :D

Still better than anyone else though. Fox News? Talk about clowns.

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Lol, I can see it now...

Advisor - Sir, Germany is secretly conducting missions to capture all terrorists in the world then make a public statement showing how inept America.

President - Well what can we do? We can't just blow up Germany for no reason here.

Advisor - I don't know sir, but we need to act fast.

President - I know! We'll just rename Germany to Iraq. I doubt anyone will notice. I mean hell, who knows the real names of all those little places over there aside from the people who actually live there?

Advisor - Great idea!

That would be me if I was prez, so nobody vote for me.

LOL, nah, I'll be voting for you. I bet at least you'd be honest about taking bribes and decimating countries in the name of profit. ;)

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Yes, so if you want your name on national tv, then start sending me the money now!! :)

Is that all I get? Pshhht!

I could go on a 5 month murderous rampage and get plastered ALL over national TV. Plus I'll be able to use all sorts of black market weaponry (and hopefully steal a tank like that one guy did, he's always on shows like "America's Wildest Police Chases!" :D ). :ninja:

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Yes, but then you will get a life-long visit to Buba's Hotel, for free!

Bah, wouldn't let it happen. I'd end it all with some sort of explosion. Taking me out as well.

But don't worry, I wouldn't kill just anyone. Only people that have really really really ****ed me off or screwed me over in the past. :) I'm not completely bad.

Maybe I'll blow up right next to a prision or something, take out a couple dozen inmates in the explosion (just helping out justice system clean itself out a little).

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im from germany...

so i hope this is just a mistake on CNN's side... and not Bush's secret war-map, putting germany on same level as iraq...

it seems to dumb though... why would anyone want to attack germany?

all we did was say we wont participage in a a war that is automaticly declared if certain things arent done...

and if your honest to yourself... the whole world was against the iraq-war

in the end im happy saddam has been "defeated in a way" but its left the whole world thinking very badly of the US for a while... and im not quite sure what kind of consequences it will have in the future... there's gonna be one.... and if its the EU stepping up to the US, saying they cant go around mis-using their political power to do ANYTHING THEY WANT and GET ANYTHING THEY WANT

do any of you americans honestly know what the hell is going on in your Goverment or have any way of influecing it??

ooohhhh yeah... you wanted to have your best President for ages kicked out of office because he got a ######!! haha

well this all sums down to me personaly thinking the CNN have done this by accident.... but dont really give a sh*t

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