A Funny Story...


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This happend a few years ago. Only now did it come to my head.

My family and my cousin's family were both camping together beside Penticton, B.C. In fact, the incident took place in Penticton.

My cousin got a pair of those Motorolla Talkabouts. Really cool things. So my cousin let me borrow one and we'd have conversations while driving around. My parents also thought it was a cool idea since we would no longer have to pull over to discuss where we're going next.

However, I started to figure out that a lot of others used these things, so many times I would start flipping through all the different channels, and occasionally I would pick up a transmission. Nothing too funny, until this one time...

We were driving by a campground and I decided to start messing around with the Talkabout. I flip it onto a certain channel, and I hear this little kid asking, "Mommy, I'm at the doctor's. What do I ask?" Then a female voice comes on, slowly and quietly saying, "Ask him what he would recommend for rectal itch."

I was in disbelief, laughing my ass off. My dad, who was beside me, heard the whole thing. He started laughing and whispered to me, "Assf*ck."

That was pure gold. I had even considered pressing the talk button and just start laughing into the Talkabout. I don't remember why I didn't. :(

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I had even considered pressing the talk button and just start laughing into the Talkabout. I don't remember why I didn't. :(

Tact, perhaps?

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The fun of CB radio rears it's head again. I didn't realise you could select other chanels, whats the range to select from? May have to get some.

My father owns an electronics company and is always bringing home electronic junk to play with. Before mobiles went digital, he had something akin to a CB radio that could listen to other mobile phones. The stuff we heard...

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okay..let me check up the meaning of rectal first..my english is limited...hehe..im guessing it has something to do with the rectum...hehe

"Of, relating to, or situated near the rectum"

okay..i was right...hmm..i agree with menace..think this is somthing you have to be there to let it be real funny...

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The fun of CB radio rears it's head again. I didn't realise you could select other chanels, whats the range to select from? May have to get some.

My father owns an electronics company and is always bringing home electronic junk to play with. Before mobiles went digital, he had something akin to a CB radio that could listen to other mobile phones. The stuff we heard...

Depending on the strength of your CB radio it can go a few miles. If the conditions are very good you can talk to someone a few hundred miles away (where your signal skips threw the stratosphere or something). Its good to have one in your car and tune it to trucker channels cuz they usually mention when cops are around (county mounties as ive heard them called). You also can pick your own alias :-D

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roflmao :rofl: :laugh:

but shouldn't mums go with their little kids to the doctor?

or was she embarrassed to go with him this time? ;) :laugh:

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