excessdl Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 A little girl gets in a terrible car accident and loses her sight. She asks her mother, "Mommy, do you think I'll ever be able to see again?" "Yes, honey," replies her mother. "The doctor said it's temporary. In the morning we'll go to the drug store for the special cream for your eyes that'll let you see again." The little girl is so excited she can barely fall asleep. The next morning she skips all the way to the store where her mother buys the cream. That evening the mother rubs on the cream, puts a bandage over her daughter's eyes, and puts her to bed. The following morning the little girl wakes up early and stumbles into her mother's bedroom as fast as she could. "Quick, Mommy!" She shouts excitedly.. "Take off the bandages so I can see again!" The mother unwinds the bandages and pulls them off. "Oh no!" The girl cries in disappointment. "I still can't see!" "I know, dear," says her mother. "April fools!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clide Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 thats horrible :no: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uniacidz Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Love the mother :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramesees Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 thats sick, not funny at all :no: :no: :x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saVe Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 humor at it's blackest :devil: made me laugh though.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HPMCommander Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 HAHA!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uniacidz Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 Thats right, black humour. Hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhangm Supervisor Posted June 25, 2003 Supervisor Share Posted June 25, 2003 That's...terrible... :no: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hypoxiaicon Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 Nice one, need a shock [small one in this case] these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaptain chump Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 Thats the first joke on the inet thats made me laugh in some time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazerBack Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 That's pretty nasty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 you pervert :angry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iguana Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 Thats horrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redmondian Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 Cruel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted June 26, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 26, 2003 That's cruel and sad :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timmmay Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 hahaha nice one feel a bit sorry for the girl though :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excessdl Posted June 26, 2003 Author Share Posted June 26, 2003 sorry some of you dont like it.. for those who do, cheers :beer: .. i love this kind of humor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deimos Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 lol thats terrible :no: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 that's not funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldaccount1 Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 that is SO funny! take it lightly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lezend Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 Thats totally uncalled for. Ok you just make me sick. *shakes head* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avada Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 haha. it is sick, but it made me chuckle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kjordan2001 Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 you pervert :angry: Pervert? There was no sex involved... :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JrDZ13 Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 haha... hysterical and for those of you who didn't like it remember *its a joke* ... it never really happened Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vash83x Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 would be so horrible if it wasn't a joke, made me actually chuckle a little... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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