Problem wiht Wife 1.0


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Dear (IT) Technical Support:

I am desperate for some help.

I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that

the new program began unexpected child processing and also took up a lot

of space and valuable resources. This wasn't mentioned in the product

brochure.

In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and

launches during system initialization where it monitors all other

system activity.

Applications such as Boys Night Out 2.5, and Golf 5.3 no longer run

and crash the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate Saturday

Rugby 6.3 always fails but Saturday Shopping 7.1 runs instead. I cannot

seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of

my favorite applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend

7.0 but uninstall doesn't work on this program.

Can you please help.

Joe

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Dear Joe,

This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding.

Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife

1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program. Whereas Wife 1.0 is

an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its creator to run everything.

You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back

to Girlfriend 7.0 as Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this and it is

impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the

system once installed.

Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but

have ended up with even more problems. (See in manual under alimony/Child

Support and Solicitors Fees).

Having Wife 1.0 installed myself I recommend you keep it installed

and deal with the difficulties as best you can. When any faults or

problems > occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the

C: \I APOLOGISE program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-key. It may

be necessary to run C:\ I APOLOGISE a number of times but hopefully

eventually the operating system will return to normal.

Wife 1.0 although a very high maintenance program can be very

rewarding. To get the most out of it consider buying additional software

such as Flowers 2.0 and Chocolates 5.0.

Do not under any circumstances install Secretary (Short Skirt

version)> as this is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and the

system

will almost certainly crash.

Best of luck

Tech Support

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where can i download girlfriend 1.0? :unsure:

:laugh: :cry:

OMFG !!!!! SOFTWARE PIRATE ALERT ALERT ALERT!!!

Trying to get girlfriend1.0 for free !!!? pfft you have to transfer your hard earned money towards girlfriend 1.0 in order to sucessfully and legally own her!

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where can i download girlfriend 1.0?

i too would like to know where i can get that? is there a fee of some sorts involved?

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i too would like to know where i can get that?  is there a fee of some sorts involved?

i've tested beta versions of girlfriend, and all i remember is that i somehow lost a lot of money and i didn't talk to my friends as much. :blink: after a while i realized it was the girlfriend betas, and i decided to uninstall them. the uninstallations were truly a bitch, but the money i saved by the speed increase in my system far outweighed the loss of money IMO. since then i've become somewhat less interested in the girlfriend program, and have been waiting for the program to mature somewhat before i try it again. hopefully the new girlfriend 7.0 will be much better :woot:

now i just have to find an unopened version that is easier to use and won't cost much over a long period of time. from what i've heard, girlfriend 7.0 now tries to emulate a real "person" and is supposed to be able to handle a job of it's own and manage it's own economical problems :cool: :ninja: :whistle:

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i once knew someone who was running both Wife version 1.0 and Girlfriend version 0.7. All went well until he caught a virus off Girlfriend 0.7. He then downloaded it into Wife 1.0. There was hell to play !!!!! Moral of this story - ALWAYS WEAR A FIREWALL

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haha....seen many version..this one being one of the nicest to me...plus all the comments like

ALWAYS WEAR A FIREWALL makes it better then the others...(Y)

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hahaha Whoever wrote that is my hero and should go do stand up with that kind of material.

Wouldn't be quite as funny in the real world to people who don't really use their computers regularly.

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