tangoman444 Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 Little Billy goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Billy says " Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little BILLY, that's a mouthful." Little Billy says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a ######." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neb Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 haha (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
empty Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 lmao. thats awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kainashi Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 haha, that's funny. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramesees Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 lol, thats funny, :yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Veteran Posted June 26, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 26, 2003 LOL smart kid ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
memNOC Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 :/ seen it coming miles away.. good 1 tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deimos Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iguana Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 lmao. thats was just freakin great. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizkit Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 Haha. I like that one too, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diata Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 hahah thats a good one. miss rogers got owned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeCoz Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
syscrash2k Posted June 28, 2003 Share Posted June 28, 2003 HAHA! I was laughing for real with this one :p . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystical112 Posted June 28, 2003 Share Posted June 28, 2003 he jacked lil johnny's stuff!... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted June 28, 2003 Share Posted June 28, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daem0hn Posted June 28, 2003 Share Posted June 28, 2003 LOL :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted June 28, 2003 Share Posted June 28, 2003 kids are getting smarter this days...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cesardrgn Posted June 28, 2003 Share Posted June 28, 2003 Dud this joke is great... :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 i just found the rest of the little billy series..dont know if they were posted..if they were..sorry... Little BILLY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat." Little BILLY replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old." "Oh?" replied the man. " Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?" "No" replied Little Billy, "he minded his own f*cking business!!" LITTLE BILLY ON... PHILOSOPHY A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little BILLY. He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking." Then little BILLY says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.Which one is married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone." To which Little BILLY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking." LITTLE BILLY ON... MATHS Little BILLY returns home from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. "Why?" asks the father." "The teacher asked, 'How much is 2x3?' I said 6," replied BILLY. "But that's right!" says his dad. "Yeah, but then she asked me, 'How much is 3x2?'" "What's the f*cking difference?" asks the father? "That's what I said!" LITTLE BILLY ON... GRAMMAR One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice. First she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it." "Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael. "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully." The teacher responded, "Excellent, Michael!" Then, she reluctantly called on little BILLY. "Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said "Beautiful, just f*cking beautiful." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pina_colada Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 lol good 1! :woot: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[jon] Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 great, all of em (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliott Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 So fscking 0wn3d! :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mektoub Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 LOL :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quboid Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 LOL at all of those (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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