tangoman444 Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 :: Peaches - any way you like them Two men were driving down the road when a sign appeared to them advertising 'PEACHES FOR SALE, ANY WAY YOU LIKE THEM!!!!'. The two men looked at each other completely confused. So they continued driving and they see the same sign. 'PEACHES FOR SALE, ANY WAY YOU LIKE THEM!!!! NEXT EXIT!! So the two men looked at each other wondering, a peach is a peach, how else would they come? So they decided that they were going to check this place out. When they arrived at the place that sold peaches any way you like them, they got out of the car the place had a large shed and trees all around growing with peaches. The men looked around for a couple of minutes and an old farmer came out of the shed asking how he could help the two young men. Immediately one of the men asked about the sign advertising the peaches any way you liked them. The old farmer asked the first young man what his favorite kind of food was and he said that he absolutely loved peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. So the farmer goes in his shed and gives the man a peach and tells him to take a large bite out of it. When the young man did so, he exclaimed, "WOW! This tastes just like peanut butter!" The old man told him to turn it around and taste the other side. "WOW!", the young man said, "This tastes just like peach jelly!!!" The farmer looked pleased with himself and he turned to the other young man. "So what's your favorite kind of food?" Well, this took him quite a bit longer to decide because he was so amazed by this creation. Then he finally looked at the farmer with a big grin and replied, "Let's just see if you have this kind of peach in store. I would have to say ######, ###### is my FAVORITE kind of food!!" So the farmer smiled and went into the shed and brought out another peach and gave it to the young man. The man took a large bite out of the peach waiting to savor the taste and right when he did so, he shouted in disgust, "Man!! This tastes like ****!!!!!" The farmer smiled and looked at him and said, "Try the other side!!!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hypoxiaicon Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 LoL.... fun fun :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iguana Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 :laugh: Funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eXplosive Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 lol hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Veteran Posted June 26, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 26, 2003 :x lol :no: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deimos Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
memNOC Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 aaaahahaahh funniest bit ive heard in a while.. (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliot B. Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 LOL :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawtai Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 haha :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizkit Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 Haha. I like that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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