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A little boy saw 2 rabbits shagging in his back yard and asked his mummy what they were doing. "Why, there just having there bacon and eggs" she replied.

So the boy is happy with this for a while, until he sees 2 dogs bonking in the street outside and he asks his mummy what they're doing. "There having there bacon & eggs, son" she says.

The next day, the mothers feeling a bit randy and goes upstairs with her husband to do the obvious. When she comes down, her son is standing there grinning and says "I know what you've been doing...you've been having your bacon and eggs!"

The mother looks a bit embarrassed, and says "What? How do you know that, then?"

"Because you've got fat running down your leg"

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The one I heard was similar...

Babysitter and a 5 year old kid was walking back home along a countrylane, when the boy saw two horses shagging, so he asked her what they were doing. She thought he was a bit young to know, so she said "baking a cake." A few minutes later, he spots two cows shagging. He asked the same question again, and she replies with "they're baking a cake too." So she get him back home, knocks on the door and the kids mother pays the babysitter and she goes. The kid walks in and said mom, you've been baking a cake. She said, "what do you mean, and how do you know son?" He said, "cause theres icing running down your leg"

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I guess it is a cycle, at least once a month someone has to post the fat dripping down the leg or icing running down the leg joke. It is funny stuff...but it does get old....

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funny

but...

this is like the 1,500th variation of this joke i have heard.

me too...

:sleep:

there should be a thread up there with the "important" threads which contains all the "classic" jokes, then ppl would read it before posting more.

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