tangoman444 Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 A little boy saw 2 rabbits shagging in his back yard and asked his mummy what they were doing. "Why, there just having there bacon and eggs" she replied. So the boy is happy with this for a while, until he sees 2 dogs bonking in the street outside and he asks his mummy what they're doing. "There having there bacon & eggs, son" she says. The next day, the mothers feeling a bit randy and goes upstairs with her husband to do the obvious. When she comes down, her son is standing there grinning and says "I know what you've been doing...you've been having your bacon and eggs!" The mother looks a bit embarrassed, and says "What? How do you know that, then?" "Because you've got fat running down your leg" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
memNOC Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 mmmm yummy.. no dinner for me tonight :crazy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hypoxiaicon Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 LoL.. better then the Peaches one :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
empty Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 /me dies. That was just awful. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev64 Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 :hump: :s :x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deimos Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 lol heard it b4, but still :x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Veteran Posted June 26, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 26, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliot B. Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 The one I heard was similar... Babysitter and a 5 year old kid was walking back home along a countrylane, when the boy saw two horses shagging, so he asked her what they were doing. She thought he was a bit young to know, so she said "baking a cake." A few minutes later, he spots two cows shagging. He asked the same question again, and she replies with "they're baking a cake too." So she get him back home, knocks on the door and the kids mother pays the babysitter and she goes. The kid walks in and said mom, you've been baking a cake. She said, "what do you mean, and how do you know son?" He said, "cause theres icing running down your leg" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iguana Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 ewwww... but very funny. :D :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizkit Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 I like the second one better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[yt] Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 hahaa nice joke! the 2nd one works better. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avada Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 :o ew. thats really gross. who walks around with that on them anyway? but it was still funny :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted June 27, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 27, 2003 That's bit gross but worth a laugh :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted June 27, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 27, 2003 weeee they are good (Y) reminds me of a song by keving bl**** wilson called double decker dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 haha....fat running down your leg...haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxikk Veteran Posted June 27, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 27, 2003 funny but... this is like the 1,500th variation of this joke i have heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 I guess it is a cycle, at least once a month someone has to post the fat dripping down the leg or icing running down the leg joke. It is funny stuff...but it does get old.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vip Posted June 28, 2003 Share Posted June 28, 2003 haha, nice .. but old! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tengcm Posted June 28, 2003 Share Posted June 28, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cesardrgn Posted June 28, 2003 Share Posted June 28, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Bourricot Posted June 28, 2003 Share Posted June 28, 2003 funnybut... this is like the 1,500th variation of this joke i have heard. me too... :sleep: there should be a thread up there with the "important" threads which contains all the "classic" jokes, then ppl would read it before posting more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[hxc] Posted June 28, 2003 Share Posted June 28, 2003 nasty!! but kinda funny. the second one definitely works better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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