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An Indian man goes into his local corner shop to buy some toilet paper. Confused by the display, he asks the shopkeeper for some explanation. The shopkeeper explains; "Here we have the top of the range at ?1.00 a roll, we call it the Enterprise range, because it wipes away Klingons, Next we have the midrange at 50p a roll, we call these our Bog Standard range, and finally we have the cheap range at 10p a roll which we don't have a name for". The Indian guy says "I'll take the cheap ones, and if i think of a name for them i'll let you know". A few days later the Indian guy goes back into the store and says to the shopkeeper, "I have a name for the cheap toilet paper, John Wayne". "Why John Wayne?" asks the shopkeeper. "Because they're rough, tough and take no **** from Indians" he replied.

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