tangoman444 Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 A man went into a grocery store, got 3 cans of dog food, and walked up to the checkout counter. The cashier asks the man, "Sir, do you own a dog?" The man replies, "Yes I do." The cashier then asks, "Do you have the dog with you?" The man replies, "No, I left it at home." The cashier then says, "I'm sorry, but I can't sell you this dog food unless I see your dog." A few days later the man walks into the same store, gets 3 cans of cat food, and walks up to the checkout counter. The same cashier asks, "Sir, do you own a cat?" The man replies, "Yes I do." The cashier then asks, "Do you have your cat with you?" And the man replies, "No, I left it at home." Then the cashier says, "I'm sorry, but I can't sell you this cat food unless I see your cat." A few days later the man walks into the store, this time carrying a paper bag. He walks up to the same cashier, and asks him to put his hand into the bag. The cashier says, "It feels warm, soft, and gooey. "The man then says, "Now, can I go back and get 3 rolls of toilet paper?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
empty Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intelligen Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 LOL good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leo154 Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 haha.. sick :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Veteran Posted June 27, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 27, 2003 :D smart ass a funny smart ass (Y) :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizkit Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 Man, how many of these things to do got? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Frett Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 Haha, That was a trip man. Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deimos Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 haha thats what he gets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tangoman444 Posted June 27, 2003 Author Share Posted June 27, 2003 Man, how many of these things to do got? tons.... my friends keep mailing me them lol they're so funny :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[yt] Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 Ive heard that joke before but the end was a little different.. thanks for the joke! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diata Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 hahah...thats dirty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaptain chump Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iguana Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 LMAO, that was great. :D :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted June 27, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 27, 2003 Hahah LMAO! :D :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted June 27, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 27, 2003 wicked joke dude :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cspm2003 Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricky Baby Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 LOL hehe good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bayrider Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 too bad it wasnt on fire! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackcoffee Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 OMG, these jokes are so fantastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macster Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 YUCKS Disgusting but still very funny :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solarix Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 hahah...best on i've seen today...keep it up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vip Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 haha nasty, yet funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiRiT_v2 Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 With the subject name I was thinking it was going to be something nasty so I guess I got what I asked for ROFLMAO to it though, cheers m8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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