tangoman444 Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 Jonny's next door neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny's family to come over and see their new baby. Little Johnny's parents were very afraid their son would have a wise crack to say about the baby. So, Little Johnny's dad had a long talk with Little Johnny before going to the neighbors. He Said, "Now, son...that poor baby was born without any ears. I want you to be on your best behavior and not say one word about his ears, or I'm really going to spank your butt when we get back home." "I promise not to mention his ears at all," said Little Johnny. At the neighbor's home, Little Johnny leaned over the crib and touched the baby's hand. He looked at it's mother and said, "Oh, what a beautiful little baby!" The mother, who had braced herself for Johnny's comment, was pleasantly surprised and said, "Thank you very much, Little Johnny." He then said, "This baby has perfect little hands, feet, then said, "Why...just look at his pretty little eyes... Did his doctor say he can see good?" The Mother said a bit bewildered, hesitantly replies "Why, yes...his doctor said he has 20/20 vision, why do you ask?" Little Johnny said, "Well, it's a good thing, cause that little ****er can't wear glasses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
empty Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 ROFLMFAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Veteran Posted June 27, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 27, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intelligen Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 Leave it to Johnny. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizkit Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 I think that one was the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deimos Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 lol you have a lot of good jokes tangoman444. (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iguana Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 ROFL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fiBer Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 poor little guy :no: LOL though :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystical112 Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 haha.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeCoz Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 good one ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avada Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 :laugh: ahaha. johnny rocks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 I actually laughed out loud at this one. Good one! :woot: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted June 27, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 27, 2003 Very good :D Even the baby is not having 20/20 vision he can still wear contact lenses ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted June 27, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 27, 2003 hehehe i could see he was going to make some kind of comment :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 lolololololol....hahahah... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diata Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 the baby got owned...that was a good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loc[a]lhost Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 your jokes are great :laugh: :rofl: :) :woot: :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tengcm Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackcoffee Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 Fantastic, simply........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danimal Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 That little Johnny is funny...........good one :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxikk Veteran Posted June 27, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 27, 2003 BOOONG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chavo Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 Keep 'em coming. By the way fiBer that avatar is pretty cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0zerocool0 Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 I actually laughed out loud at this one. Good one! :woot: yer me to lmfao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corona Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 haha Good one LOOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 lol :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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