altezza Veteran Posted June 27, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 27, 2003 A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. "I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum." The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech, "And what if I swallow it?" "No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amoeba Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 Classy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted June 27, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 27, 2003 lol altezza your cracking me up :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 haha....bring it back tomorrow like everyone does...seriously..why do you get these jokes...hilarious..oh..but if you told me you would have to kill me wouldn't you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inwoodarmy Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 yuk! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CherTon Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 yuk he could have told before he put it in his mouth.:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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