tangoman444 Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 A man was sitting on a London train eating a bag of fresh prawns, ripping off the heads and shells and then throwing them out of the window. After he had gobbled a few of them down an older woman opposite him said, "Would you mind not doing that? It's disgusting to watch." "Listen, love." He replied, "It's got nothing to do with you, I've paid my fare for this journey and I'll do what I damn well want on this train." He carried on ripping off the shells, throwing them out of the window and eating the prawns. Finally he finished the bag and settled back for a little sleep. The woman then started some knitting and all the man could hear while he was trying to sleep was the incessant clicking of her knitting needles. After a while, he sits back up and says to the woman, "Could you stop that noise, can't you see I'm trying to sleep?" "It's got nothing to do with you," replies the old woman, "I've paid my fare and I'll do what I want on this train." At that, the man grabbed the woman's knitting and threw it out of the window. The woman immediately stood up and pulled the train alarm cord. The man burst out laughing and said, "Ha ha, you'll get fined ?200 for that!" To which the old woman replied, "And you'll get six years when the police smell your fingers." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliot B. Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 LOL :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avada Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 oh ooops... :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted June 27, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 27, 2003 heheheehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxikk Veteran Posted June 27, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 27, 2003 damn. good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chavo Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 Oh boy....got us by the ballls...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaptain chump Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 Sorry but i dont get it :( what are prawns? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiles Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 fish smelling things. fingers smell like fish. he'll get 6 years. put it together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshie Posted June 28, 2003 Share Posted June 28, 2003 Prawns are like shrimp or lobster. More like the proper name for shrimp, if you ask some people. Other people will insist they're two different things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newsend Posted June 28, 2003 Share Posted June 28, 2003 nice (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integral Posted June 28, 2003 Share Posted June 28, 2003 could someone enlighten me of this joke? i'm sure it's very clever; however, i'm failing to grasp the punch line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tengcm Posted June 28, 2003 Share Posted June 28, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted June 28, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 28, 2003 Nice one! :D ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricky Baby Posted June 28, 2003 Share Posted June 28, 2003 LOL hehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macster Posted June 28, 2003 Share Posted June 28, 2003 6 years for what??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krome Posted June 28, 2003 Share Posted June 28, 2003 I don't get the punch line too... does it means that if the police smells his finger, it means that he has been jerking off on the train? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxikk Veteran Posted June 28, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 28, 2003 it means he has been fingering her... abusing her. well, anyways... thats what i got out of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tangoman444 Posted June 28, 2003 Author Share Posted June 28, 2003 it means he has been fingering her... abusing her. well, anyways... thats what i got out of it. spot on :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bayrider Posted June 28, 2003 Share Posted June 28, 2003 who the hell eats a "bag of prawns" and why are the heads still attached? u mean the tails? quite funny though :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iguana Posted June 28, 2003 Share Posted June 28, 2003 :laugh: :laugh: :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[hxc] Posted June 28, 2003 Share Posted June 28, 2003 haha that is a wicked joke!! very clever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
z1ppeh Posted June 28, 2003 Share Posted June 28, 2003 funny joke... funnier reading the posts from the idiots not understanding it though... i mean come on, your either 9, and dont understand.. or your thick as sh*t ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliott Posted June 28, 2003 Share Posted June 28, 2003 Haha! :laugh: :rofl: Love that! :happy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cesardrgn Posted June 28, 2003 Share Posted June 28, 2003 Imagine that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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