altezza Veteran Posted June 27, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 27, 2003 A couple wakes up one morning and the guy says to his wife, "What a party I went to last night, right here in the neighborhood. Good food, good people, good conversation...and the best thing of all...they had a golden toilet." She says, "You're crazy. There's no such thing as a golden toilet." He says, "I swear to God. Right here in the neighborhood. Come on, let's go check it out." They go to one of the houses in the neighborhood, knock on the door, and a lady answers. The guy says, "Excuse me, lady, have you got a golden toilet?" She slams the door. They go to the next house, knock on the door, and a lady answers. The guy says, "Excuse me, lady, have you got a golden toilet?" She slams the door. They go to the next house, knock on the door, and a lady answers. The guy says, "Excuse me, have you got a golden toilet?" She says, "Hey, Ernie...here's the guy who wrecked your tuba." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loc[a]lhost Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 i know this one. still funny tho ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CherTon Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 He mistook the man's tuba for a toilet what next.:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTallack Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 ewwww. :x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tobbe Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 hehe... never heard that one before. :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted June 27, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 27, 2003 tehehehe another good one from you altezza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 poot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloozie Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 Samoa... that's a REAL NICE signature... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liquid Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 Samoa... that's a REAL NICE signature... tis indeed, but i can make it better ;) :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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