altezza Veteran Posted June 27, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 27, 2003 A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by." "No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?" "It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded. "I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?" "I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents." He said, "Do you have a real grudge?" "No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one." "Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?" "Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes." "Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?" "Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do." Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?" "Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate with me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmoove Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 hahaha, that is funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SunnyB Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 I know that woman. :o She's my ex-wife too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramesees Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 Damn that excellent :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keldyn Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 Wow.... I use to know a woman like that. She was about as bright as a low watt bulb. :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackcoffee Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[hxc] Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 haha now that is a good joke! nice one altezza ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macster Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 LOL that was really funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eevoo Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 now that is just too good for words :punk: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loc[a]lhost Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 lol :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CherTon Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 I have the same problem with my ex.:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deimos Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 lol good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danimal Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 :woot: :D :laugh: lol thats a good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solarix Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 hahaa nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgEnTsMiTh Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 Sounds like my ex. YUP!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted June 27, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 27, 2003 i wasn't sure where the joke was going still good tho :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 i wasn't sure where the joke was going to...until i read the last part...haha (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kjordan2001 Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 Wow.... I use to know a woman like that. She was about as bright as a low watt bulb. :unsure: Or as bright as an unlit candle :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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