Jingo Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 An eighteen-year-old girl goes to see her Mom and tells her that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know! The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a brand new Ferrari stops at their house, a mature and distinguished man, with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge. If a girl is born I will bequeath her 3 stores, 2 townhouses, a beach villa and a $1,000, 000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories, and a $1,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and $500,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage,... At this point, the father, who had remained silent all of this time, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him: - - - - - - "You'll f*ck her again!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solarix Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deimos Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 haha (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigred Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 :no: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 haha....f*ck her again...without condoms and make sure its her fertile period too..... =) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xahid Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 "You'll f*ck her again!" Thats faqin hilarious....... LMAO... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loc[a]lhost Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 roflmao lol :laugh: :rofl: :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted June 27, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 27, 2003 haha....f*ck her again...without condoms and make sure its her fertile period too..... =) taking it a bit too far :blink: good joke tho (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricDemon Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 muhahahahahahaha :woot: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackcoffee Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 OMG!, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kjordan2001 Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 :rofl: :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mektoub Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 it's old, but hey still funny :fro: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 Yep sounds like Pimp Daddy Toxikk..... :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaptain chump Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iguana Posted June 28, 2003 Share Posted June 28, 2003 LMFAO! Hillarious! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikenguyen Posted June 28, 2003 Share Posted June 28, 2003 hAhAhA lol too funny...:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diata Posted June 28, 2003 Share Posted June 28, 2003 hahah thats a good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eye_see_you Posted June 28, 2003 Share Posted June 28, 2003 oh man that is so wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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