altezza Veteran Posted June 28, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 28, 2003 A young woman asks her mother, "Mom, how many kind of penises are there?" The mother, surprised, answers, "Well, daughter, a man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, a man's penis is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" the young woman asks. "Yes, dried up and the balls are there for decoration only." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keldyn Posted June 28, 2003 Share Posted June 28, 2003 :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sys32 Posted June 28, 2003 Share Posted June 28, 2003 haha Good one altezza! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xpatx Posted June 28, 2003 Share Posted June 28, 2003 gross but good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tengcm Posted June 28, 2003 Share Posted June 28, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackcoffee Posted June 28, 2003 Share Posted June 28, 2003 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted June 28, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 28, 2003 weeehehheheheheh :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted June 28, 2003 Share Posted June 28, 2003 haha Good one altezza! nice one...and i didnt realise it was him until you mention...erm...i mean altezza...the last joke thread that he created i thought was by another guy...must have missed the sig...honestly...who elses supplies things like this better than him...its his job... :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cesardrgn Posted June 28, 2003 Share Posted June 28, 2003 funny stuff... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted June 28, 2003 Share Posted June 28, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kainashi Posted June 29, 2003 Share Posted June 29, 2003 haha, pretty funny. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mobidem Posted June 29, 2003 Share Posted June 29, 2003 nice one, my girlfriend liked it too.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lammmetak Posted June 29, 2003 Share Posted June 29, 2003 roflao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[jon] Posted June 29, 2003 Share Posted June 29, 2003 im third stage... ;) JOKES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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