Decoration only


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A young woman asks her mother, "Mom, how many kind of penises are

there?"

The mother, surprised, answers, "Well, daughter, a man goes through

three phases. In a man's twenties, a man's penis is like an oak,

mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch,

flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas

tree."

"A Christmas tree?" the young woman asks.

"Yes, dried up and the balls are there for decoration only."

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haha Good one altezza!

nice one...and i didnt realise it was him until you mention...erm...i mean altezza...the last joke thread that he created i thought was by another guy...must have missed the sig...honestly...who elses supplies things like this better than him...its his job... :laugh:

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