tangoman444 Posted June 28, 2003 Share Posted June 28, 2003 There was a farmer who owned a bull and a female cow and was trying desperately to mate the two. No matter what he did the bull didn't want any. Finally he went to a friend who claimed to have had the same problem. So he asked him what could he do. The friend told him that he had to stick his arm up the cows ###### and rub it on the bull's nose. After doing so the bull went crazy and started humping the cow over and over. With the success of the bull the farmer starts to wonder if this will work for him. So that night he gets in bed and starts playing with his wife. He rubs his nose with his hand and gets the biggest boner he has ever gotten. He wakes his wife and tells her to look. She looks, and with a mean look on her face says, "You woke me up to show me that you have a bloody nose." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uniacid Posted June 28, 2003 Share Posted June 28, 2003 :laugh: :x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newsend Posted June 28, 2003 Share Posted June 28, 2003 oh my x2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harleydog Posted June 28, 2003 Share Posted June 28, 2003 :no: :x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quboid Posted June 28, 2003 Share Posted June 28, 2003 :x No need! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted June 28, 2003 Share Posted June 28, 2003 :laugh: :blink: :x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricDemon Posted June 28, 2003 Share Posted June 28, 2003 /feels sick :x :x :x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted June 29, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 29, 2003 Gross :x :x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iguana Posted June 29, 2003 Share Posted June 29, 2003 LOL, but highly disgutsing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deimos Posted June 29, 2003 Share Posted June 29, 2003 oh god. thats horrible lol. :x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted June 29, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 29, 2003 errr that put a dampener on the joke it kinda sucked :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_daemon Posted June 29, 2003 Share Posted June 29, 2003 I don't g... OH! LOL That's disgusting ;P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Bourricot Posted June 29, 2003 Share Posted June 29, 2003 old... and sick :x still lmao (does it really work? ...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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