uniacid Posted June 29, 2003 Share Posted June 29, 2003 Two blondes, Trisha and Robin decided to rob a bank together. The First blonde, Trisha plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the Second blonde, Robin, in great detail. The robbery begins. Trisha drives up in front of the bank, stops the car and says to Robin, "I want to make absolutely sure you understand the plan. You are supposed to be in and out of the bank in no more than three minutes with the cash. Do you understand the plan?" "Perfectly," said Robin. Robin goes in the bank while Trisha waits in the getaway car. One minute passes . . . Two minutes pass . . . Seven minutes pass . . . and Trisha is really stressing out. Finally, the bank doors burst open! And here comes Robin. She's got a Safe wrapped up in rope and is dragging it to the car. About the time she gets the safe in the trunk of the car, the bank doors burst open again with the security guard coming out. The guard's pants and underwear are down around his ankles while he is firing his weapon. As the gals are getting away, Trisha says "You are such a blonde! I thought you understood the plan!" Robin said, "I did . . . I did exactly what you said!" "No, you idiot," said Trish. "You got it all mixed up. I said tie up the GUARD and blow the SAFE!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deimos Posted June 29, 2003 Share Posted June 29, 2003 lol :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted June 29, 2003 Share Posted June 29, 2003 lol....haha.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[XS] Posted June 29, 2003 Share Posted June 29, 2003 :D funny joke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinsc Posted June 29, 2003 Share Posted June 29, 2003 rofl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollo Posted June 29, 2003 Share Posted June 29, 2003 nice and funny hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominik Posted June 29, 2003 Share Posted June 29, 2003 lol :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted June 29, 2003 Share Posted June 29, 2003 (Y) please keep 'em coming!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quick Reply Posted June 29, 2003 Share Posted June 29, 2003 hehe i wish i was the guard :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted June 29, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 29, 2003 Lol! Hehehe pretty good one! :D :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaptain chump Posted June 29, 2003 Share Posted June 29, 2003 that was good :woot: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted June 29, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 29, 2003 good one (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aquadark Posted June 29, 2003 Share Posted June 29, 2003 nice ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz360 Posted June 29, 2003 Share Posted June 29, 2003 heh heh lol based on a true story? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tengcm Posted June 29, 2003 Share Posted June 29, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xpatx Posted June 29, 2003 Share Posted June 29, 2003 funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[jon] Posted June 29, 2003 Share Posted June 29, 2003 nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted June 29, 2003 Share Posted June 29, 2003 hee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat05 Posted June 29, 2003 Share Posted June 29, 2003 lol...funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mxp Posted June 29, 2003 Share Posted June 29, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lerch Posted June 29, 2003 Share Posted June 29, 2003 lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tran Posted June 29, 2003 Share Posted June 29, 2003 Lol! That's hilarious! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldmate15 Posted June 29, 2003 Share Posted June 29, 2003 heh, funny. Blonde jokes for some reason never get old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted June 29, 2003 Share Posted June 29, 2003 hahhahhahahahahahahahhahaha, lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Favvi Posted June 29, 2003 Share Posted June 29, 2003 lol, funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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