altezza Veteran Posted June 29, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 29, 2003 At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. "The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical, tell jokes, sing, and stay home at night!" An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want, get a TV!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keldyn Posted June 29, 2003 Share Posted June 29, 2003 or a computer.... hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaptain chump Posted June 29, 2003 Share Posted June 29, 2003 yeah a comp lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted June 29, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 29, 2003 what about one of those baby night lights? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrWatchDawg Posted June 29, 2003 Share Posted June 29, 2003 LOL or get a dvd player ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted June 29, 2003 Share Posted June 29, 2003 Computers rule!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IP Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 that woman might've been anita ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[jon] Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 how about bill gates alter-ego? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quick Reply Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 how about a tv, partner and computer :blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cesardrgn Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CherTon Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 or a computer.... hehe Are you saying the computer is just as good as a man.:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newsend Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 Are you saying the computer is just as good as a man.:) With the USB vibrator it is. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 that woman might've been anit;);) I DO consider my computer to be my best friend - I can at least figure the damn thing out and fix it when needed.:yes:s: Men are a lost cause for me:no:o::huh:h::blink:k::wacko:o::cry:y::unsure:e::(:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prozak Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 how about my big nice C :o ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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