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A girl is walking around alone in a forest. It's a really sunny day and she decides to get a tan. Since no one is around, she decides to strip completely. She's lying in the grass and falls asleep with her legs wide open.

A while later two dwarfs walk by. One of them suddenly points and says to the other one: "Look over there! There's a cave there! That wasn't there before, was it?"

"No," the other dwarfs replies, "You wait here, I'll go in and take a look around," so he goes in.

A while later the dwarf returns and the other one asks what was in there.

"Not much," he says, "there was this thing hanging there. It looked like a bell or something, so I started pulling it. Someone kept yelling: I'm coming, I'm coming, but no one showed!"

:s

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