aristotle-dude Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 Type in: whois microsoft.com in any terminal or command shell window to find out. LOL ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshMan Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 Why don't you find out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OptiPlex Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 Maybe this it http://slacksite.com/humour/whois.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aristotle-dude Posted June 30, 2003 Author Share Posted June 30, 2003 Yeah, it works in Linux, Unix or a BSD-based OS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BxBoy Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 MICROSOFT.COM.Z---HELLO-FROM-SIBERIA---I.Z3S.COMMICROSOFT.COM.WONT.ADMIT.THAT.THEIR.SOFTWARE.BELONGS.IN.SEWAGEPIPES.COM MICROSOFT.COM.WILL.NEVER.SATISFY.A.TRUE.TELNETJUNKIE.COM MICROSOFT.COM.WILL.NEVER.RUN.PUREDATA.NET MICROSOFT.COM.WILL.LIVE.FOREVER.BUT.LUNIX.SUCKS-BYBIRTH.ARTISTICCHEESE.COM MICROSOFT.COM.WILL.ALWAYS.FEARPENGUINS.COM MICROSOFT.COM.WHOIS.RESULTS.MAKE.A.GREAT.HUMOUR-LIST.COM MICROSOFT.COM.WEBSITES.ARE.ONE.BIG.ERROR404.COM MICROSOFT.COM.WAS.HACKED.TODAY.BY.JAMESSMALL.COM MICROSOFT.COM.TOLD.ME.TO.KILL.UR.PC.LIVE-EVIL.COM MICROSOFT.COM.TAKES.IT.IN.THE.BUTT.FROM.WHILE1.ORG MICROSOFT.COM.SUPPORTERS.SHOULD.JUST.GIVE.UP.AND.VISIT.A.MACOUTLETINC.COM MICROSOFT.COM.SHOULD.GIVE.UP.BECAUSE.LINUXISGOD.COM MICROSOFT.COM.SHOULD.BE.FORCED.TO.PAY.OUT.FOR.CRASHLIABILITY.COM MICROSOFT.COM.SE.FAIT.HAX0RIZER.PAR.TOUT.LE.ZOY.ORG MICROSOFT.COM.PRODUCTS.WILL.NEVER.BE.SEEN.AT.MCNEIGHT.ORG MICROSOFT.COM.OWNED.BY.MAT.HACKSWARE.COM MICROSOFT.COM.NOTHING.HAPPENS.XYZZY.COM MICROSOFT.COM.NEEDS.TO.WRITE.MORE.SECURE.PROGRAMSPLEASE.COM MICROSOFT.COM.N-AIME.BILL.QUE.QUAND.IL.N-EST.PAS.NU MICROSOFT.COM.MUST.STOP.TAKEDRUGS.ORG MICROSOFT.COM.MEDIA.######.ARE.NOTHINGBUTDOGS.COM MICROSOFT.COM.MAKES.****.ASS.SOFTWARE.T10.NET MICROSOFT.COM.LOVERS.SHOULD.ADMIT.DEFEAT.AND.GET.THEMSELVES.AN.ADVANCEDMAC.COM MICROSOFT.COM.ISNT.THIS.SILLY.AND.DONT.YOU.WANT.YOUR.OWN.808.ORG MICROSOFT.COM.IS.THE.COMMERCIAL.ARM.OF.THE.WORLDGOV.ORG MICROSOFT.COM.IS.SOON.GOING.TO.THE.DEATHCORPORATION.COM MICROSOFT.COM.IS.SO.VERY.SKANKY.NET MICROSOFT.COM.IS.SECRETLY.RUN.BY.ILLUMINATI.TERRORISTS.NET MICROSOFT.COM.IS.NOTHING.COMPARED.TO.EVILGOAT.NET MICROSOFT.COM.IS.NOTHING.BUT.A.MONSTER.ORG MICROSOFT.COM.IS.NO.MATCH.FOR.THE.WANNABE.TERRORISTS.AT.JIMPHILLIPS.ORG MICROSOFT.COM.IS.NO.MATCH.FOR.A.UNIXNINJA.COM MICROSOFT.COM.IS.LONG.OVERDUE.FOR.AN.ANALINVASION.COM MICROSOFT.COM.IS.GOD.BUT.LINUX.SUCKS-FOREVER.ARTISTICCHEESE.COM MICROSOFT.COM.IS.BORING.COMPARED.TO.TEENEXTREME.COM MICROSOFT.COM.IS.AT.THE.MERCY.OF.DETRIMENT.ORG MICROSOFT.COM.IS.A.STEAMING.HEAP.OF.****ING-BULL****.NET MICROSOFT.COM.HQ.SHOULD.HAVE.BEEN.MOVED.TO.BAGDAD.JUST.BEFORE.THE.GULFWAR.ORG MICROSOFT.COM.HAS.NO.LINUXCLUE.COM MICROSOFT.COM.HACKED.BY.HACKSWARE.COM MICROSOFT.COM.GUTS.NL MICROSOFT.COM.FILLS.ME.WITH.BELLIGERENCE.NET MICROSOFT.COM.FAIT.VRAIMENT.DES.LOGICIELS.A.TROIS.FRANCS.DOUZE.ORG MICROSOFT.COM.DOES.NOT.THINK.THEREFOREITHINK.COM MICROSOFT.COM.CODERS.SHOULD.DUMP.WINDOWS.AND.CODE.FOR.THE.MORE.PRACTICALMAC.COM MICROSOFT.COM.CANNOT.HACKUNIX.ORG MICROSOFT.COM.AINT.WORTH.****.KLUGE.ORG MICROSOFT.COM I think I'll make one on my domain also.. MICROSOFT.COM.IS.REALLY.OWNED.BY.BXBOY.COM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawtai Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 heh that's pretty funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quick Reply Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 for you windows users, you can make whois commands here: http://www.samspade.org/t/lookat?a=microsoft.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[jon] Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 hehehe is that legal? (sinsiter laugh) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecowgoesmoo207 Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 how'd that happen? lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mango Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 It didnt work for me :( raam1:/root # whois microsoft.com whois: can't find host 'nic.ddn.mil'. whois: can't find host 'whois.internic.net'. whois: can't find host 'rs.internic.net'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BxBoy Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 those are old lookups, use this one [whois.crsnic.net] btw, not just MICROSOFT.COM, you can do it for any other domain, APPLE.COM, YAHOO.COM, etc.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cron0 Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 It didnt work for me :(raam1:/root # whois microsoft.com whois: can't find host 'nic.ddn.mil'. whois: can't find host 'whois.internic.net'. whois: can't find host 'rs.internic.net'. Try: dig microsoft.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BxBoy Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 lol. I did a whois on GOOGLE.COM and it came up with this: GOOGLE.COM.HAS.LESS.FREE.PORN.IN.ITS.SEARCH.ENGINE.THAN.SECZY.COM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliott Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 MICROSOFT.COM.OHMYGODITBURNS.COMMICROSOFT.COM.LOVES.JU1C3.COM MICROSOFT.COM.LIVES.AT.SHAUNEWING.COM MICROSOFT.COM.IS.SOON.GOING.TO.THE.DEATHCORPORATION.COM MICROSOFT.COM.IS.NOT.SEXYCOOL.ORG MICROSOFT.COM.IS.NOT.AS.COOL.AS.SIMPLECODES.COM MICROSOFT.COM.IS.GOD.BECOUSE.UNIXSUCKS.COM MICROSOFT.COM.IS.A.STEAMING.HEAP.OF.****ING-BULL****.NET MICROSOFT.COM.HAS.TEH.GAY.OMFGLOL.COM MICROSOFT.COM.HAS.ITS.OWN.CRACKLAB.COM MICROSOFT.COM.HAS.A.PRESENT.COMING.FROM.HUGHESMISSILES.COM MICROSOFT.COM.FILLS.ME.WITH.BELLIGERENCE.NET MICROSOFT.COM.CUZ.I.WANNA.BE.COOL.TOO.TRUEDESIGN.COM MICROSOFT.COM.CAN.SUCK.MY.SERVEREXTREME.ORG MICROSOFT.COM.CAN.GO.****.ITSELF.AT.SECZY.COM MICROSOFT.COM.CAN.BLOWME.ORG MICROSOFT.COM.ARE.GODDAMN.PIG****ERS.NET MICROSOFT.COM.AND.MINDSUCK.BOTH.SUCK.HUGE.ONES.AT.EXEGETE.NET MICROSOFT.COM.AINT.WORTH.****.KLUGE.ORG MICROSOFT.COM :laugh: I just did that WHOIS query on my Mac OS X Terminal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 lol, cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Panda Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 How do they get add? :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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