altezza Veteran Posted June 30, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 30, 2003 There was an elderly man at home, upstairs, dying in bed. He smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies baking. He wanted one last cookie before he died. He fell out of bed, crawled to the landing, rolled down the stairs and crawled into the kitchen where his wife was busily baking cookies. With his last remaining strength he crawled to the table and was just barely able to lift his withered arm to the cookie sheet. As he grasped a warm, moist chocolate chip cookie, his favorite kind, his wife suddenly whacked his hand with a spatula. Gasping for breath, he asked her, "Why did you do that?" "Those are for the funeral." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuN47iCs Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 (edited) lame (N) Edited June 30, 2003 by LuN47iCs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted June 30, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 30, 2003 :o the cheek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ecander Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 gah lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[jon] Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 is that a joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 hmm...not the best from you..but thanks for sharing anyway....continue to do so.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glowstick Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 No, it's just posted in the Jokes forum because John Belushi suffocated in a bowl of spaghetti this morning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 not funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deimos Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 lol the poor guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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