Blonde dieting


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A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor

put her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly

for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this

procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you,

you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."

When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor

by losing nearly 20 pounds.

"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did

you follow my instructions?"

The blonde nodded, "I'll tell you though, I

thought I was going to drop dead that third day."

"From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.

"No, from skipping."

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May i remind people that this is the Jokes & Funny Stuff forum, and so bloody what if he posts alot of jokes.

Does it matter where he posts? Regardless of which, he has contributed to the experience known as Neowin.

He mightnt abuse n00bs like yourself Tom Servo, make irrelevant comments to the topic of the thread like you do, so in hindsight, isnt abusing n00bs or irrelevant comments spamming also? Or are you contributing to Neowin?

LOL, you make me laugh.

If you haven't got anything good to say, then shut the **** up

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Tom Servo, I'm not going to argue with you but to tell you that I have no intention of spamming wherever within Neowin board. I love to tell jokes and willing to contribute those here so Neowin members wil be entertained. By posting jokes here I did not attempt anything to elevate post counts but by contributing jokes for the whole Neowin community forum. I feel what I have done was 100% correct and abide within Neowin rules.

Hey, it's Jokes section here so every people need sense of humour! ;)

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