altezza Veteran Posted June 30, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 30, 2003 A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds." When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?" The blonde nodded, "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." "From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor. "No, from skipping." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramesees Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 lol, thats hilarious Heard it before though, but still great :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dougkinzinger Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 how come you got so many stars, altezza? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glowstick Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 He's a spammer. That's why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Panda Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 lol :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edgrale Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 You're all insane ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 he is not a spammer...he entertain us with jokes man..plenty..thats why... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted June 30, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 30, 2003 good joke :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldmate15 Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 He dosent spam, he just posts heaps and heaps of jokes :punk: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uniacidz Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 May i remind people that this is the Jokes & Funny Stuff forum, and so bloody what if he posts alot of jokes. Does it matter where he posts? Regardless of which, he has contributed to the experience known as Neowin. He mightnt abuse n00bs like yourself Tom Servo, make irrelevant comments to the topic of the thread like you do, so in hindsight, isnt abusing n00bs or irrelevant comments spamming also? Or are you contributing to Neowin? LOL, you make me laugh. If you haven't got anything good to say, then shut the **** up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted June 30, 2003 Author Veteran Share Posted June 30, 2003 Tom Servo, I'm not going to argue with you but to tell you that I have no intention of spamming wherever within Neowin board. I love to tell jokes and willing to contribute those here so Neowin members wil be entertained. By posting jokes here I did not attempt anything to elevate post counts but by contributing jokes for the whole Neowin community forum. I feel what I have done was 100% correct and abide within Neowin rules. Hey, it's Jokes section here so every people need sense of humour! ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 please keep the jokes coming!!!!!!!! (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jessterw Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 Funny. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cesardrgn Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 lol... (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glowstick Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 A luck noone gets a dry cynical joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawtai Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 lol, gotta love those blond jokes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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