madcat05 Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 A plane is on its way to Montreal when a blonde in Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she paid for Economy and that she will have to sit in the back. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Montreal and I'm staying right here." The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and co-pilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat. The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for Economy she will have to leave and return to her seat. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Montreal and I'm staying right here." The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman that won't listen to reason. The pilot says, "I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I have learned to speak 'blonde." He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and without question she gets up and moves back to her seat in the Economy section. The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss. "I told her First Class isn't going to Montreal." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweetRiverBaynes Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eevoo Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 LOL nice one. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted June 30, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 30, 2003 Hahaha good one! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AntBug Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaraBoft Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 Very funny!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted June 30, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 30, 2003 weeeee blondes are funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
komplexxx Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ecander Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+chorpeac MVC Posted June 30, 2003 MVC Share Posted June 30, 2003 hahahahaha....speak blonde...hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lammmetak Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 whahaha thats a good 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadishTM Veteran Posted June 30, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 30, 2003 :laugh: .... Good one (Y) .... Radish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiggzy Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 rofl thats hilarious :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominican0 Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 rotflmfao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joel Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 Funny :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpeaR Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 (edited) That is so freakin hilarious :) Friend said this after he read it :p <CongoAWAY> You know what is bad about that joke? <CongoAWAY> My dad used to tell me that joke, but he used a Norwegian as an example, not a blonde. doubles the fun totally :) :laugh: :woot: Edited June 30, 2003 by SpeaR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quick Reply Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 I'm in giggles again :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mxp Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 hahahaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 oh my gosh tht FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jessterw Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 You know a blonde joke is funny when a blonde laughs at it, which my wife just did as I read it to her over the phone. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 I have learned to speak 'blonde." haha...speak blonde..haha... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newsend Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 I never get tired of hearing blonde jokes. (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Bourricot Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 lol nice one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Veteran Posted July 1, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 1, 2003 that's absolutely hillarious :woot: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawtai Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 lol that's pretty good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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