The Blonde in First Class


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A plane is on its way to Montreal when a blonde in

Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class

section and sits down. The flight attendant watches

her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells

the blonde that she paid for Economy and that she will

have to sit in the back. The blonde replies, "I'm

blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Montreal and I'm

staying right here." The flight attendant goes into

the cockpit and tells the pilot and co-pilot that

there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that

belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat.

The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to

explain that because she only paid for Economy she

will have to leave and return to her seat. The blonde

replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to

Montreal and I'm staying right here."

The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should

have the police waiting when they land to arrest this

blonde woman that won't listen to reason.

The pilot says, "I'll handle this. I'm married to a

blonde. I have learned to speak 'blonde."

He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and

without question she gets up and moves back to her seat

in the Economy section. The flight attendant and co-pilot

are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move

without any fuss.

"I told her First Class isn't going to Montreal."

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That is so freakin hilarious :)

Friend said this after he read it :p

<CongoAWAY> You know what is bad about that joke?

<CongoAWAY> My dad used to tell me that joke, but he used a Norwegian as an example, not a blonde.

doubles the fun totally :) :laugh: :woot:

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