AQUaDeX Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 Classified ADs: Free Yorkshire Terrier. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites. Free puppies: 1/2 cocker spaniel 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. Free puppies... part German shepherd, part stupid dog. German shepherd, 85 lbs. neutered. Speaks German. Free. Found: dirty white dog. Looks like a rat... been out awhile... better be a reward. 1-man, 7-woman hot tub - $850/or best offer Snow blower for sale... only used on snowy days. Cows, calves never bred... also 1 gay bull for sale. Nordictrack $300 hardly used, call Chubby. Hummers - largest selection ever - "If it's in stock, we have it!" Georgia peaches, California grown - 89 cents/lb. Nice parachute: never opened - used once. Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7 - $9 per hour. Joining nudist colony! Must sell washer and dryer, $300. Alzheimer's center prepares for an affair to remember. Open house: body shapers toning salon. Free coffee and donuts. For sale by owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed.Got married last month. Wife knows everything. :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloozie Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 Funny Post!!! OFF TOPIC: AquaDex - unless it's for humorous reasons, you should really consider changing your AOL Point of view... aol sucks!!! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aruvam Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 ROFL ... esp parachute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AQUaDeX Posted June 30, 2003 Author Share Posted June 30, 2003 Funny Post!!!OFF TOPIC: AquaDex - unless it's for humorous reasons, you should really consider changing your AOL Point of view... aol sucks!!! :D lol, well, I don't hate them *yet* :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloozie Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 Time changes many things, yet time still can't make AOL good :D I'm done now :cheezy smile: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted June 30, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 30, 2003 Georgia peaches, California grown - 89 cents/lb.Nice parachute: never opened - used once. Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7 - $9 per hour. :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 Cows, calves never bred... also 1 gay bull for sale.Nice parachute: never opened - used once. Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7 - $9 per hour. For sale by owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed.Got married last month. Wife knows everything. these are the ones that made me crack man... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cesardrgn Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 that last one is funny man... :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_daemon Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 should be "Parachute for sale- never opened. Used once. Some stains." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excessdl Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 i totally assumed AquaDex was being sarcastic with the av&sig.. hmm. :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeons Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 LOL!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawtai Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 lol those are pretty funny! Nice post! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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