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Free Yorkshire Terrier. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.

Free puppies: 1/2 cocker spaniel 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

Free puppies... part German shepherd, part stupid dog.

German shepherd, 85 lbs. neutered. Speaks German. Free.

Found: dirty white dog. Looks like a rat... been out awhile... better be a reward.

1-man, 7-woman hot tub - $850/or best offer Snow blower for sale... only used on snowy days.

Cows, calves never bred... also 1 gay bull for sale.

Nordictrack $300 hardly used, call Chubby.

Hummers - largest selection ever - "If it's in stock, we have it!"

Georgia peaches, California grown - 89 cents/lb.

Nice parachute: never opened - used once.

Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7 - $9 per hour.

Joining nudist colony! Must sell washer and dryer, $300.

Alzheimer's center prepares for an affair to remember.

Open house: body shapers toning salon. Free coffee and donuts.

For sale by owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed.Got married last month. Wife knows everything.

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Funny Post!!!

OFF TOPIC: AquaDex - unless it's for humorous reasons, you should really consider changing your AOL Point of view... aol sucks!!! :D

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Funny Post!!!

OFF TOPIC: AquaDex - unless it's for humorous reasons, you should really consider changing your AOL Point of view... aol sucks!!! :D

lol, well, I don't hate them *yet* :p

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Georgia peaches, California grown - 89 cents/lb.

Nice parachute: never opened - used once.

Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7 - $9 per hour.

:rofl:

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Cows, calves never bred... also 1 gay bull for sale.

Nice parachute: never opened - used once.

Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7 - $9 per hour.

For sale by owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed.Got married last month. Wife knows everything.

these are the ones that made me crack man...

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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