Bad Drunk


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Two drunks are sitting in a bar. The first drunk leans over to the other and says, "There's a really cool secret to this here bar."

The second drunk shows he's interested and the first one continues, "If you go up to the second floor and jump out the window you'll float down like a feather."

The second drunk can't believe this and asks the first drunk to explain. The first one gets the second to follow him to the second floor as he explains, "You see the wind current outside one of the windows is such that it pushes up against you so that you don't just fall down, you float instead."

Seeing that the second drunk still doesn't believe him, the first one stands in the window and then jumps out... the second drunk watches as he floats to the ground.

Amazed he climbs into the window and then jumps out... splattering all over the sidewalk.

The first drunk walks back into the bar and the bartender says, "Superman, you're such a bad drunk..."

I know it's less than funny, but my mom told it to me ages ago and I always thought it was kinda funny for what it was.

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