Jessterw Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 Two drunks are sitting in a bar. The first drunk leans over to the other and says, "There's a really cool secret to this here bar." The second drunk shows he's interested and the first one continues, "If you go up to the second floor and jump out the window you'll float down like a feather." The second drunk can't believe this and asks the first drunk to explain. The first one gets the second to follow him to the second floor as he explains, "You see the wind current outside one of the windows is such that it pushes up against you so that you don't just fall down, you float instead." Seeing that the second drunk still doesn't believe him, the first one stands in the window and then jumps out... the second drunk watches as he floats to the ground. Amazed he climbs into the window and then jumps out... splattering all over the sidewalk. The first drunk walks back into the bar and the bartender says, "Superman, you're such a bad drunk..." I know it's less than funny, but my mom told it to me ages ago and I always thought it was kinda funny for what it was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToastGodSupreme Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 haha, superman pwned him. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 read it in fhm before..still nice.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diata Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 well no sh*t he can do it if hes superman... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[jon] Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 lol nice one ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cesardrgn Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 I like it man... :yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 you are right, it isn't funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_daemon Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 haha, well i've seen worse ;P Made me chuckle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jessterw Posted June 30, 2003 Author Share Posted June 30, 2003 Yeah well, can't please everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliot B. Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 lol nice :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawtai Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 heh not bad, never heard it before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizkit Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 I liked that one! Nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Veteran Posted July 1, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 1, 2003 haven't heard it, kinda funny, but maybe you have to be drunk to see more humor in it :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mat987 Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 thats my kinda humor. i like it :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jessterw Posted July 1, 2003 Author Share Posted July 1, 2003 It's called dry humour. Not meant to be hilarious, just meant to give you a little chuckle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted July 1, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 1, 2003 Good humour anyway! ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~clean Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 hehe :beer: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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