hav0c Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 Tom the Drunk :wacko: Tom walks out of a bar, swaying back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches. "Can I help you, fella?" asks the cop. "Yes! Somebody stole my car!" Tom replies. The cop asks, "Okay, where was your car the last time you saw it?" "It was at the end of this key!" Tom replies. At this point, the cop looks down and sees Tom's penis hanging out of his trousers. So he asks Tom, "Hey buddy, are you aware that you're exposing yourself?" Tom looks down sadly and moans, "Oh God.... they got my girlfriend too!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 LOL oh my gosh (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweetRiverBaynes Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jessterw Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 Heard it once before it seems, but still gives me a good chuckle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danimal Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 :laugh: :laugh: That Tom sure is funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
linked Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 Hahaha, nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keldyn Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 that's umm.... haha, wow :huh: LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 haha....(Y) :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanecorp Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 haha funny shhhttuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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