eye_see_you Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 RANDOM THOUGHTS 1.Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant. 2. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. 3.Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. 4. There are two kinds of pedestrians -- the quick and the dead. 5. Life is sexually transmitted. 6. An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys. 7. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, then who is the fool who said "Quit while you're ahead?" 8. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. 9. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. 10. Get the last word in: Apologize. 11. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Neowin and they won't bother you for weeks. 12. Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. 13. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. 14. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they use to? 15. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again. 16. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. 17. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents? 18. In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. 19. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. 20. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? AND THE # 1 THOUGHT FOR THE DAY You read about all these terrorists -- most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10 -15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days late with a video and those people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthVikram1138 Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 BRILLIANT! COMPLETELEY BRILLIANT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrex Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 lol - #1 thought Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sportjeeptj99 Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 I love number 12 :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Veteran Posted July 2, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 2, 2003 11 is the best :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perochan Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 lol, great random thoughts. I have one... My thought... NONE... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perochan Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 i have one... i think it is a great idea to let Arnold runs the governor cuz there are alot of immigrations problem. Hence, Arnold loves to kill Aliens. this is a old joke i heard long ago... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ike Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 hah excellent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatnipOligarchy Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 all very good.. #11 is classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quboid Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 #11 (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon75 Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 I love it (Y) That is great :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+John Teacake MVC Posted July 3, 2003 MVC Share Posted July 3, 2003 very funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eevoo Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 perfect way to end the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricDemon Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 hehe, nice.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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