dpanda Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 (edited) a joke i read in another forum..thought that i should share... A brunette who really hates blondes is walking in the forest when all of a sudden she sees a magic lamp on the ground. She says to herself,"It always works in the movies," and so proceeds to pick up and rub the lamp. A genie immediately emerges from the spout and says,"I will grant you 3 wishes, but whatever you wish for, all the blondes in the world will receive double the amount you receive. Do you understand?" "Yes I understand," says the brunette, "and for my first wish, I want you to give my an incredibly handsome man." "Do you understand that all the blondes in the world will receive 2 incredibly handsome men?" asks the genie. The brunette replies yes and so an incredibly handsome man pops up beside her. "For my second wish," saya the pleased brunette, "I want you to give me 1 million dollars." "Do you understand that all the blondes in the world will receive 2 million dollars?" inquires the genie. The brunette replies yes and a large pile of money pops up on her other side. Growing even more excited the brunette says calmly, "Lastly - you see that stick over there? I want you to beat me half to death with it." Edited July 1, 2003 by jazmon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nekrosoft13 Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 good joke but you should fix this sentence sudden she says a magic lamp on the ground Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted July 1, 2003 Author Share Posted July 1, 2003 good jokebut you should fix this sentence edited..thanks btw... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[jon] Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 very clever... its not often when you get a CLEVER joke.. normally theyre just like jokes but this is actually clever... nice one (Y);) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawtai Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 haha nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshie Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 Brown hair pride! Down with bleach! Down with dye! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eye_see_you Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 hmmm looks for a lamp ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pina_colada Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 good 1 ... ive heard it with a man and his worst enemy getting twice as much as him and his last wish is to hav one of his balls cut of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trash Man Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 Nice, made me laugh :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obiwong Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 lol good one :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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