dpanda Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 read this from a forum and not sure how true this is....and btw..i know that sars joke isn't allow, but this has nothing to do directly with sars so im thinking its okay..if the mods think its not appropriate then close it.. This story was told by a nurse...and she swears this really happened on her ward. A man suspected of SARs is lying in bed with a mask over his mouth. A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his face and hands. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask,"Are my testicles black?"Embarrassed the young nurse replies, "I don't know Mr. ******, I'm only here to wash your face and hands. He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my testicles black?" Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to wash your face and hands." The Head Nurse was passing and saw the man getting a little distraught so she marched over to inquire what was wrong. "Nurse," he mumbled, "Are my testicles black?" Being a nurse of long-standing, the Head Nurse was undaunted. She whipped back the bedclothes, pulled down his pajama trousers, held his penis out of the way, had a feel and a good look, pulled up the pajamas, replaced the bedclothes and announced, "Nothing wrong with your testicles!!!" At this the man pulled off his mask and asked again, "I SAID!!!!! Are my test results back???" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawtai Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 lol that's pretty good, it'd be interesting to find out if this was really true though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshie Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 It's just an old joke updated to match SARS. I think I saw it pinned to HIV a few times, and sometimes no disease at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[jon] Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 ye its an old joke... (N) still as a joke its orite (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pina_colada Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 lololol (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 It was a modified version of an old joke. It was funny then.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrk Reviews Posted July 1, 2003 Reviews Share Posted July 1, 2003 ahahahha :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[hxc] Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 hehe that is a pretty good one... kinky nurse. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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