Ravager Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 So a husband and his wife are having a conversation discussing his drinking problem. He finally agrees that he will stop going to his favorite bar. However, one night, when his wife's asleep next to him, the man sneaks out to his bar for a few drinks. As expected, he gets drunk. He tries stepping off his stool, but fumbles and falls face flat on the floor. He tries standing again, but falls. So he decides to crawl the rest of the way home. A few hours later, he gets home, crawls upstairs, and quietly gets in bed, not waking his wife. The next morning the man wakes up to find his wife standing over him. She says, "Honey, have you been drunk again?" The man admits and asks, "How'd you know I was drunk last night??" The wife replies, "The bartender called. You left your walking stick there." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JrDZ13 Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 meh... not very funny :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ceminess Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 lol funnier then i thought it would be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki102 Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 ha ha :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neztea Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 Rav: I think you mean "wheelchair..." it would of been funnier.. not bad though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTallack Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 Rav: I think you mean "wheelchair..." it would of been funnier.. not bad though. Yeah, when I read this joke in Maxim, it was wheelchair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null_ Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 :/ :ermm: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amoeba Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 Wheelchair = Funnier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravager Posted July 2, 2003 Author Share Posted July 2, 2003 Yea. I was thinking that it probably was wheelchair. But then I would have had a tough time trying to explain how a husband was able to quietly leave his house in a wheelchair. ;/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[jon] Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 that really is not a jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nims Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 um.....okay! :wacko: :huh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neztea Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 Rav: you know, he could have a parachute in his wheelchair and jump out the window and pull the rip cord.. but you have to think.. Is his reaction time quick enough........ :shifty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TranceSphere Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 barf :x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawtai Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 not that funny, but it wasn't that bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldmate15 Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 Rav: you know, he could have a parachute in his wheelchair and jump out the window and pull the rip cord.. but you have to think.. Is his reaction time quick enough........ :shifty: and how could you jump out of a window, in a wheelchair? :huh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mopper Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 yea, took some time to think, had to re-read, wouldve made more sense if it was a wheelchair! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted July 3, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 3, 2003 Not really funny I'd say but it's ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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