I Wasn't Drunk!


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So a husband and his wife are having a conversation discussing his drinking problem. He finally agrees that he will stop going to his favorite bar.

However, one night, when his wife's asleep next to him, the man sneaks out to his bar for a few drinks. As expected, he gets drunk. He tries stepping off his stool, but fumbles and falls face flat on the floor. He tries standing again, but falls. So he decides to crawl the rest of the way home. A few hours later, he gets home, crawls upstairs, and quietly gets in bed, not waking his wife.

The next morning the man wakes up to find his wife standing over him. She says, "Honey, have you been drunk again?"

The man admits and asks, "How'd you know I was drunk last night??"

The wife replies, "The bartender called. You left your walking stick there."

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Rav: I think you mean "wheelchair..." it would of been funnier.. not bad though.

Yeah, when I read this joke in Maxim, it was wheelchair.

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Yea. I was thinking that it probably was wheelchair. But then I would have had a tough time trying to explain how a husband was able to quietly leave his house in a wheelchair. ;/

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Rav: you know, he could have a parachute in his wheelchair and jump out the window and pull the rip cord.. but you have to think.. Is his reaction time quick enough........ :shifty:

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Rav: you know, he could have a parachute in his wheelchair and jump out the window and pull the rip cord.. but you have to think.. Is his reaction time quick enough........ :shifty:

and how could you jump out of a window, in a wheelchair? :huh:

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