Ladies Night Out


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LADIES NIGHT OUT

Two women decided to go out one evening, without their husbands.

Laughing the entire evening away and

finding that they had consumed entirely too much wine, they decided

it was time to head home. They were about

halfway home when both ladies decided that they needed to find a

bathroom quick. They noticed the only place

to stop was a cemetery. A little bit scared and quite tipsy, they

decided they'd just have to stop there...they

couldn't wait any longer.

Stumbling off the road into the cemetery, they soon discovered

they had no toilet paper or tissues .... But the trip

being an urgent one, they decided to 'just make do'! The first one

decided to use her panties and then discard

them. The second one had on new panties and, not wanting to leave them behind,

grabbed a big ribbon from a floral wreath

on the grave stone next to her.

The morning after, the two husbands were talking to each other on

the phone, and one of them said to the

other: "You know, we'll have to keep a closer watch on our

wives...it seems that those two were up to no good last

night. My wife came home in the wee hours without her panties...."

The other guy responded: "Well, you're lucky -- mine came home

with a card stuck to her butt that read..... "We

will never forget you....The Carboni Brothers."

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