Golf and the Physical Therapist


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A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first

of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly

toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands

together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in

evident agony.

The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. She explained that she was a physical therapist: "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow

me", she told him earnestly.

Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be alright...I'll be fine in a few minutes, he

replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping

his hands together at his crotch.

But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took

his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and she

put her hands inside and began to massage him. She then asked him: How

does that feel? To which he replied: It feels great, but my thumb still

hurts like hell.

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