null_ Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?" "Sand," answers Juan. The guard says, "We'll just see about that ~ get off the bike." The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. The guard releases Juan, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the man's shoulders, and lets him cross the border. A week later, the same thing happens. The guard asks, "What have you got?" "Sand," says Juan. The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to Juan, who crosses the border on his bicycle. This sequence of events if repeated every week for three years. Finally, Juan doesn't show up one day and the guard meets him in a cantina in Mexico. "Hey, Buddy," says the guard, "I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about. I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?" Juan sips his beer and says, "Bicycles." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rezza Veteran Posted July 2, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 2, 2003 hahaha good one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munki Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 LoL, silly guard. :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iczman Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 lol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 lol, rofl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mopper Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deimos Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 lol i like that one. (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted July 2, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 2, 2003 Good one! :D (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliot B. Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 LOL :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
empty Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 lmfao, that actually made me laugh out loud, first joke in a looooong time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 hahaha... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Panda Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 LOL Now that was good. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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