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How true...

An Israeli doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so

advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it

in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."

A German doctor says, "That is nothing. WE can take a lung

out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking

for work in four weeks."

A Russian doctor says, "In my country, medicine is so

advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person,

put it in another, and have them both looking for work in

two weeks."

The American doctor says, "You guys have nothing on us. We

just took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the

White House, and now half the country is looking for work."

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i think this goes against the No Political Humor rule...that aside, been posted before, and not really that funny

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that aside, been posted before, and not really that funny
Everything has been posted before somewhere. :o Do you think I invented this joke? And it is funny, if you don't live in the U.S :pinch:
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Not at all funny. Whomever "created" that joke is an uninformed meathead.

Yeah, I'm a Republican, too.

Or he was just tring to make a joke...

Being Republican has nothing to do with anything, and neither does being an American.

And yes, this breaks the rules and really should be closed before more comments like your's, Detriment, are made.

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Not at all funny.  Whomever "created" that joke is an uninformed meathead.

Yeah, I'm a Republican, too.

Or he was just tring to make a joke...

Being Republican has nothing to do with anything, and neither does being an American.

And yes, this breaks the rules and really should be closed before more comments like your's, Detriment, are made.

If he was trying to make a joke, maybe he should have tried harder.

I could really care less, as I was just stating my opinion. :whistle:

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If he was trying to make a joke, maybe he should have tried harder.

I could really care less, as I was just stating my opinion. :whistle:

It's "couldn't really care less", I hate the nobody thinks about that statement when they say it

As far as what you said goes, the person that wrote it was just stating his opinion also. There is no way about deciding who is right and wrong, and which should be said or otherwise. It is just cause for a flamewar, and that is why the no political-humor rule was created.

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Don't correct someone's grammar, and then make a mistake yourself.

"I hate the nobody thinks about that statement when they say it."

;)

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Nice catch. It's not the grammar that bothers me, but the fact that everyone says it that way and it doesn't make any sence.

Once you pick it up from someone, it's hard to not use it incorrectly.

By the way, it's sense, not sence. :) Just to keep with the trend. :shifty:

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I thought that this joke was funny the first time that I heard it, and I still think it is funny.

Since the joke does not imply that Bush is "brainless" because he is a Republican, or target any group or cause, this doesn't constitute a political joke. Instead, the joke draws upon Bush's own reputation. I would think that even the staunchest partisan could recognize that Bush has made himself a prime target for this type of joke all on his own.

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I thought that this joke was funny the first time that I heard it, and I still think it is funny.

Since the joke does not imply that Bush is "brainless" because he is a Republican, or target any group or cause, this doesn't constitute a political joke. Instead, the joke draws upon Bush's own reputation. I would think that even the staunchest partisan could recognize that Bush has made himself a prime target for this type of joke all on his own.

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