altezza Veteran Posted July 2, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 2, 2003 A gentleman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan. So the gentleman hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the gentleman returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The gentleman replied, "Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uniacid Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 funny :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kairon Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 haha, nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hav0c Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 lol :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliott Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 :laugh: That's good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mxp Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eye_see_you Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 well goes with the saying work smarter not harder ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mektoub Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 This one actually happened here in The Netherlands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mopper Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 hahaha!!! LOL oh man, very good altezza, keep em commin! :yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iczman Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 intelligent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldmate15 Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 Funny joke :yes: I first heard it as a blonde joke, but what gets me.. blondes arent supposed to be smart in jokes :huh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Panda Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 LOL loved it :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kioria Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 sdafas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted July 3, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 3, 2003 wicked joke again :) had me and my friedns laughing out load Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacey Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 lol thats pretty good. he shoulda borrowed less! though i guess if he borrowed too little then they'd suspect something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quick Reply Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 nice one :yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CherTon Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 Now that takes the cake. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X@vier Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 me like lol :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JnCoKiLLa Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 Cheap Parking where? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawtai Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 lol that's pretty clever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qdave Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 hehe,thats is just great!!! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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