altezza Veteran Posted July 2, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 2, 2003 A blonde buys a ticket and wins the lottery. She goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies her ticket number. The blonde says, "I want my $20 million." The man replied, "No, madam. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years." The blonde said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it." Again, the man explain that she would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years. The blonde, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tran Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 Lol! How stupid can you get - oh wait, a blonde joke. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eevoo Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 :ermm: not the best, but still funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollo Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 LMAO good blonde joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fiBer Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 Not bad, seen better though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 love it!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 haha....stupid joke...lol.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz360 Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 lol ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mxp Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savarize Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 hehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjiggag23 Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 yo panorama who is that girl? hott damn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 love it!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Y) THIS JOKE IS NOT FUNNY IN ANY WAY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nims Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 haha, not bad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fpd Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 ok, but very old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[jon] Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 its ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lardiop Veteran Posted July 2, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 2, 2003 lol.. good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CherTon Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 I would have given her back the dollar.:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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