Blonde winning lottery ticket


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A blonde buys a ticket and wins the lottery. She goes to Austin to

claim it and the man verifies her ticket number. The blonde says,

"I want my $20 million."

The man replied, "No, madam. It doesn't work that way. We give you a

million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19

years."

The blonde said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I

want it."

Again, the man explain that she would only get a million that day and the

rest during the next 19 years.

The blonde, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money! If

you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar

back!"

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