Another joke...


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An Irishman an Englishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a

bar in Sydney. The view was fantastic, the beer excellent,

the food exceptional. "But" said the Scotsman, "I still

prefer the pubs back home. Why in Glasgow there's a little

bar called McTavish's. Now the landlord there goes out of

his way for the locals so much that when you buy 4 drinks

he will buy the 5th drink for you." Well" said the

Englishman, "At my local, the Red Lion, the barman there

will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the first 2."

"Ahhh that's nothin'" said the Irishman. "Back home in

Dublin there's Ryan's Bar. Now the moment you set foot in

the place they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the

drinks you like. Then when you've had enough drinks they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the house." The Englishman and Scotsman immediately pour scorn on the Irishman's claims. He swears every word is true. "Well" said the Englishman, "Did this actually happen to you." "Not myself, personally, no" said the Irishman. "But it did happen to my sister."

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