hav0c Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 An Irishman an Englishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar in Sydney. The view was fantastic, the beer excellent, the food exceptional. "But" said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. Why in Glasgow there's a little bar called McTavish's. Now the landlord there goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy 4 drinks he will buy the 5th drink for you." Well" said the Englishman, "At my local, the Red Lion, the barman there will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the first 2." "Ahhh that's nothin'" said the Irishman. "Back home in Dublin there's Ryan's Bar. Now the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then when you've had enough drinks they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the house." The Englishman and Scotsman immediately pour scorn on the Irishman's claims. He swears every word is true. "Well" said the Englishman, "Did this actually happen to you." "Not myself, personally, no" said the Irishman. "But it did happen to my sister." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 lol....only if you are a girl..that happens everywhere...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kolp Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :):) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaraBoft Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 Funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 roflmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon75 Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 :) Girls have it made :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuik Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 hehe...good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mxp Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 funny stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
z1ppeh Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 ROTFLMFAO!!!!! its like 12:45 at night, and i just woke everyone up laughing rofl. Very funny :woot: :woot: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizkit Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 I want that place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Veteran Posted July 4, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 4, 2003 LOL that's good (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 LOL (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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