wuik Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 Joke of the day..checked the forum here but no topic about this...so dont start crapping about the joke is old..it might have appeared somewhere else...enjoy. 3 INDIANS and 3 PAKISTANIS are travelling by train to a Cricket match at the World Cup. At the station, the 3 PAKISTANIS buy a ticket each and watch as the 3 INDIANS buy just one ticket for them all. "How are the 3 of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of the PAKISTANI. "Watch and learn," answers one of the INDIAN. They all board the train. The PAKISTANIS take their respective seats but all 3 INDIANS cram into a toilet and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train departs, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket please. " The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The PAKISTANIS see this and agree it was quite a clever idea. So after the game, they decide to copy the INDIAN style on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station, they buy one ticket for three on the return trip. To their astonishment, the INDIANS don't buy ticket at all!!! How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed PAKISTANI. "Watch and learn," answers an INDIAN. When they board the train the 3 PAKISTANIS cram into one toilet and soon after the 3 INDIANS cram into another nearby toilet. The train departs. Shortly afterwards, one of the INDIAN leaves the toilet and walks over to the toilet where the PAKISTANIS are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The INDIAN takes the ticket and goes back into his toilet !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon75 Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 :) LOL that was pretty funny. It got one chuckle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mxp Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 hmm..heard it somewhere..but still nice.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eevoo Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 ahhHAHAHAH good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bayrider Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 haha heard that one before but with different types of people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iguana Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 That was pretty funny. :) But what I don't understand is why did you make the words INDIAN and PAKISTANI all caps? :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliot B. Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 lol :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lammmetak Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 heheh that brings me on ideas... :shifty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uniacid Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Octopus Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 can 3 poeple fit into the toilet?:) nice joke btw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TruBD Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 lmao hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tran Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 Haha! The Pakistanis got scammed by the Idians! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rezza Veteran Posted July 3, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 3, 2003 heard it before, but with engineers and scientists instead of indians and pakistanis... was pretty funny :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guru Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 now dont make fun pakistani's they got nukes ... remember :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tangoman444 Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 ehh....pretty clever...not that funny ;) just me i guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trance Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 guru.. so do Indians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[jon] Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 heard it before with different types of people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthVikram1138 Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 WE INDIANS WILL ALWAYS BE SMARTER!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nims Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 hahahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliot B. Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 WE INDIANS WILL ALWAYS BE SMARTER!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Heeeere we go Can't anyone be sensible? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted July 3, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 3, 2003 Very good! Clever Indians! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrangesOfCourse Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 LOL.. that was funny :p :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 Clever but the puch line needs better delivery... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Veteran Posted July 4, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 4, 2003 :D that was good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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