3 Indians and 3 Pakistani!


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Joke of the day..checked the forum here but no topic about this...so dont start crapping about the joke is old..it might have appeared somewhere else...enjoy.

3 INDIANS and 3 PAKISTANIS are travelling by train to a Cricket match at

the World Cup. At the station, the 3 PAKISTANIS buy a ticket each and watch

as the 3 INDIANS buy just one ticket for them all. "How are the 3 of you

going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of the PAKISTANI. "Watch and

learn," answers one of the INDIAN.

They all board the train. The PAKISTANIS take their respective seats but

all 3 INDIANS cram into a toilet and close the door behind them. Shortly

after the train departs, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He

knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket please. " The door opens just a

crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes

it and moves on.

The PAKISTANIS see this and agree it was quite a clever idea. So after

the game, they decide to copy the INDIAN style on the return trip and save

some money. When they get to the station, they buy one ticket for three on

the return trip. To their astonishment, the INDIANS don't buy ticket at

all!!!

How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed

PAKISTANI.

"Watch and learn," answers an INDIAN. When they board the train the 3

PAKISTANIS cram into one toilet and soon after the 3 INDIANS cram into

another nearby toilet. The train departs.

Shortly afterwards, one of the INDIAN leaves the toilet and walks over to

the toilet where the PAKISTANIS are hiding. He knocks on the door and says,

"Ticket please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with

a ticket in hand.

The INDIAN takes the ticket and goes back into his toilet !!!

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WE INDIANS WILL ALWAYS BE SMARTER!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heeeere we go tired.gif Can't anyone be sensible?

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