dpanda Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 got this over at aqua-soft: Why I Fired My SecretaryAs I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet, said, "Good morning boss. Happy Birthday." And I felt a little better; someone had remembered. I worked until noon. Then, Janet knocked on my door and said "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday let's go to lunch, just you and me." I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go." We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; we went out to the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess not." ; She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable." "Sure," I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday. And there I sat...on the couch..........naked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mxp Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 hahaha he got beat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uniacid Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 lol I heard this before and saw it on tv :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joel Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 Old, but still good. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted July 3, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 3, 2003 hehehe poor guy :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savarize Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 hahaha :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuik Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 My oh my...thats terrible..hahahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X@vier Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 that is so funny LOL :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricDemon Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 hahahahahahaha :woot: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hypoxiaicon Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 +Giggles+ :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ficman Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 VERY funny.... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliott Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 :laugh: Now that's a joke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GR7 Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WishX Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 Like my Pappy used'r say, "That'll learn ya!" :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tran Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 Haha! Too bad for him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vespaman Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 crazy..hahaha LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.dan Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 haha that's the best joke i've seen on neowin in a long time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nims Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 haha, that was really good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CherTon Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 Next time he will know not to take off his clothes so soon.:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikenguyen Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 hahaha quite interesting...:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neb Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 lmao, thats a good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TranceSphere Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 He got owned...LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat05 Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldmate15 Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 Like my Pappy used'r say, "That'll learn ya!" :D heh everyone at school says that now :rolleyes: lol good joke :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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