Danik XP Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 A lawyer was reading out the will of a rich man to the people mentioned in the will: "To you, my loving wife Rose, who stood by me in rough times, as well as good, I leave her the house and $2 million." The lawyer continued, "To my daughter Jessica, who looked after me in sickness and kept the business going, I leave her the yacht, the business and $1 million." The lawyer concluded, "And, to my cousin Dan, who hated me, argued with me, and thought that I would never mention him in my will - well you are wrong. Hi Dan!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eevoo Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 i give it 2 HA HA's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chavo Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 Ha and a half tops :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted July 3, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 3, 2003 *grin* :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
z1ppeh Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 aaaaaaaaaaaaalmost as good as altezzas jokes. i actually gave this a few ha's. altezza r teh l33t. funniest bloke here :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 I can't even grin.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Veteran Posted July 4, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 4, 2003 lol, funny, but not very :no: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KanGaROO Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 i have to say hmm :huh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 :pinch: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 haha.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keldyn Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 That is brilliant. I like it (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fiBer Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 Yeah, makes me smile :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tengcm Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bayrider Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 two thumbs down (N)(N) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyclingplatypus Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 That joke was like a vacuum...it sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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