Danik XP Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 It was Friday, and four nuns went to the priest at the local Catholic Church to ask for the weekend off. They argued back and forth for a few minutes. Finally, the priest agreed to let them leave the convent for the weekend. "However", he said, "as soon as you get back Monday morning I want you to confess to me what you did over the weekend." The four nuns agree, and run off. Monday comes, and the four nuns return. The first nun goes to the priest and says, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." The priest asks, "What did you do, Sister?" She replies, "I watched an R-rated movie." The priest looks up at heaven for a few seconds, then replies, "You are forgiven. Go and drink the holy water." The first nun leaves, and the fourth nun begins to chuckle quietly under her breath. The second nun then goes up to the priest and says, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." The priest replies, "OK, what happened?" She says, "I was driving my brother's car down the street in front of his house, and I hit a neighbor?s dog and killed it. "The priest looks up to heaven for half a minute, then says, "You are forgiven. Go and drink the holy water." The second nun goes out. By this time, the fourth nun is laughing quite audibly. Then the third nun walks to the priest and says, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." The priest asks, "Out with it. What did you do?" She says, "Last night, I ran naked up and down Main Street." The priest looks up at heaven for a full five minutes before responding, "God forgives you. Go and drink the holy water." She leaves. The fourth nun falls on the floor, laughing so hard tears run down her cheeks. The priest asks her, "OK. What did you do that was so bloody funny?" The fourth nun replies, "I peed in the holy water..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hypoxiaicon Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 LoL!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nims Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 hnahahhahahahahha, thats hillarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliot B. Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 LOL :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DELTA75329 Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 omg... :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev64 Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 :o :laugh: :rofl: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikenguyen Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 LMAO :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lammmetak Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 omfg that was really funny thnx it made my day lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liquid Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 HAHAhahAHAhah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 OK now that is a variation of an ancient joke... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perochan Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 wahahahahahah~~ :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrangesOfCourse Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 LMAO!!! that was so funny! :D :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted July 3, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 3, 2003 LOL! So funny! Now that's sin! :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliott Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 Oh man! :laugh: :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjiggag23 Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 space guy, who is THAT!!!!??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliott Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 space guy, who is THAT!!!!??? Elisha Cuthbert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrangesOfCourse Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 space guy, who is THAT!!!!??? Elisha Cuthbert. - As jagedEdge said :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackcoffee Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 Fantastic JOKE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munki Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 Good one. :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eevoo Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 oh that was just great, thanks for the late night chuckle. :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tengcm Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Veteran Posted July 4, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 4, 2003 funny, but you don't drink the holy water :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolvereen Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 That's funny! I'm don't mean to nit pick here.... BUT... I'm not a Catholic but at least in Protestant practice, no one drinks Holy Water? It used for baptism and purification... :-P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KanGaROO Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 HAHA very funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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