Nuns Having Fun


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It was Friday, and four nuns went to the priest

at the local Catholic Church to ask for the weekend

off. They argued back and forth for a few minutes.

Finally, the priest agreed to let them leave

the convent for the weekend. "However", he said,

"as soon as you get back Monday morning I want

you to confess to me what you did over the weekend."

The four nuns agree, and run off.

Monday comes, and the four nuns return. The

first nun goes to the priest and says, "Forgive

me, Father, for I have sinned." The priest asks,

"What did you do, Sister?" She replies, "I watched

an R-rated movie." The priest looks up at heaven

for a few seconds, then replies, "You are forgiven.

Go and drink the holy water." The first nun leaves,

and the fourth nun begins to chuckle quietly

under her breath.

The second nun then goes up to the priest and

says, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."

The priest replies, "OK, what happened?" She

says, "I was driving my brother's car down the

street in front of his house, and I hit a neighbor?s

dog and killed it. "The priest looks up to heaven

for half a minute, then says, "You are forgiven.

Go and drink the holy water." The second nun

goes out. By this time, the fourth nun is laughing

quite audibly.

Then the third nun walks to the priest and

says, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."

The priest asks, "Out with it. What did you do?"

She says, "Last night, I ran naked up and down

Main Street." The priest looks up at heaven for

a full five minutes before responding, "God forgives

you. Go and drink the holy water." She leaves.

The fourth nun falls on the floor, laughing

so hard tears run down her cheeks.

The priest asks her, "OK. What did you do that

was so bloody funny?"

The fourth nun replies, "I peed in the holy

water..."

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space guy, who is THAT!!!!???

Elisha Cuthbert. - As jagedEdge said :)

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That's funny!

I'm don't mean to nit pick here.... BUT... I'm not a Catholic but at least in Protestant practice, no one drinks Holy Water? It used for baptism and purification...

:-P

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