Danik XP Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 There was an old lady who would come out every morning on the steps of her front porch, raise her arms to the sky, and shout, "Praise the Lord!" Well, one day, an atheist moved into the house next door. Over time, he became irritated at the old lady. So, every morning he would step out onto his front porch and yell after her, "There is no Lord!" Time passed with the two of them carrying on this way every day. Then one morning in the middle of the winter, the little old lady stepped onto her front porch and shouted, "Praise the Lord! Lord, I have no food and I am starving. Please provide food for me, oh Lord!" The next morning, she stepped onto her porch and there were two huge bags of groceries sitting there. "Praise the Lord!" she cried out. "He has provided groceries for me!" The atheist jumped out of the hedges and shouted. "There is no Lord. I bought the groceries!" The little old lady threw her arms into the air and shouted, "Praise the Lord! He has provided me with groceries and He made the devil pay for them!" A merry heart doeth good like a medicine... Proverbs 17:22 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted July 3, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 3, 2003 I heard of it before though but still good laugh :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Veteran Posted July 4, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 4, 2003 lol :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KanGaROO Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 interesting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolvereen Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heathen Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 Very good..... its quite deep when you think about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizkit Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 Thats a funny one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacey Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 hehe :happy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted July 4, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 4, 2003 clever joke that :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fiBer Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 clever joke that :D clever is right :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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