Glowstick Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid." That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops...never mind, didn't see your sign." It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My neighbor comes over and says, "Hey, you moving?" "Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how many boxes it takes. Here's your sign." A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled his boat into the dock, I lifted up this big ol' stringer of bass and this idiot on the dock goes, "Hey, y'all catch all them fish?" "Nope. Talked 'em into giving up. Here's your sign." I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only one way to test it. "Alright, Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... They want you to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite you." "Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don't wanna lose it." Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I SWEAR he said, "Tire go flat?" I couldn't resist. I said, "Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me. Here's your sign." We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy came over to the house and drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe, then says, "Darn that's hot!" See, if he'd been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him. I learned to drive an 18-wheeler in my days of adventure. Wouldn't you know, I misjudged the height of a bridge. The truck got stuck and I couldn't get it out, no matter how I tried. I radioed in for help and eventually a local cop shows up to take the report. He went through his basic questioning...okay...no problem. I thought for sure he was clear of needing a sign...until he asked, "So, is your truck stuck?" I couldn't help myself! I looked at him, looked back at the rig and then back to him and said, "No, I'm delivering a bridge... here's your sign." I stayed late at work one night and a co-worker looked at me and said, "Are you still here?" I replied, "No. I left about 10 minutes ago. Here's your sign." Anybody you know need a sign today? The next time someone says something stupid ask them where their sign is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joel Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 I saved this somewhere once, good to have it back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
g33kb0y Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 "No, I'm delivering a bridge..." HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA :rolleyes: :D :woot: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadishTM Veteran Posted July 3, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 3, 2003 ROFL :laugh: .... Radish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X@vier Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 lol nice 1 :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliot B. Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 Sarsacm sucks, but those rock Tom lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mektoub Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 hahahaha, good one :woot: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrangesOfCourse Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 lmao! love it... :D btw.. sarcasm rox!! :p :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vincent Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 i copied and pasted it to email it to my dumass ex g/f and told her this reminds me of you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan.Varga Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 hahahaha i love it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted July 3, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 3, 2003 Hahaha good one Tom! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CdCViRus Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 nice sense of humour, Tom AWESOME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 People often use comments to facilitate a conversation. It may appear like a stupid question, but it's called an ice breaker.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sethrd Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 Yeah, good job Jeff Foxworthy. *grin* Those are kind of old, and used out, but hey, still a good laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
semifamous Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 Bill Engvall, not Jeff Foxworthy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fiBer Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 Thats extreme LOL material! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CherTon Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 Tom I'm going to need a lot of stupid signs from you. Now you have high-lighted it some people do ask a lot of stupid question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glowstick Posted July 4, 2003 Author Share Posted July 4, 2003 People often use comments to facilitate a conversation. It may appear like a stupid question, but it's called an ice breaker.... Take the moving example. Questions like: "Hey, where are you moving to?" "Man, why didn't you tell me you'd move?" would have been valid intelligent "icebreaker" substitutes for "You're moving?". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malechai Veteran Posted July 4, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 4, 2003 agreed. theres an ice breaker, and then theres just a plain stupid question. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Dick Montage Subscriber² Posted July 4, 2003 Subscriber² Share Posted July 4, 2003 Half the "sign-wearers" just blink confusedly when you are sarcastic to them. Thats the best part ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
memNOC Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 People often use comments to facilitate a conversation. It may appear like a stupid question, but it's called an ice breaker.... exactly.. like if you saw some packin **** up in boxes, might not be hes moving.. he could be going away for vacation, or protecting his stuff in case of a hurricane or somnething.. believe me, i love sarcasm.. its my favorite form of humour.. but sometimes, it just doesnt make sense, even tho it seems in place.. funny ****, no doubt (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glowstick Posted July 4, 2003 Author Share Posted July 4, 2003 Yeah I always pack up my stuff into boxes and hide them in an U-Haul when I go on vacation, so noone can break into my house and steal ****! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 Yeah I always pack up my stuff into boxes and hide them in an U-Haul when I go on vacation, so noone can break into my house and steal ****! That's kinda paranoid. Unless you live where it is a big problem... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizkit Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 I have that on CD somewhere and its great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glowstick Posted July 5, 2003 Author Share Posted July 5, 2003 That's kinda paranoid. Unless you live where it is a big problem... Eh? Here's your sign. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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