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A Scout Master was teaching his boy scouts about survival in

the desert.

"What are the three most important things you should bring

with you in case you get lost in the desert?" he asked.

Several hands went up, and many important things were

suggested such as food, matches, etc.

Then one little boy in the back eagerly raised his hand.

"Yes Timmy, what are the three most important things you

would bring with you?" asked the Scout Master.

Timmy replied: "A compass, a canteen of water, and a deck of

cards."

"Why's that Timmy?"

"Well," answered Timmy, "the compass is to find the right

direction, the water is to prevent dehydration..."

"And what about the deck of cards?" asked the Scout Master

impatiently.

"Well, Sir, as soon as you start playing Solitaire, someone

is bound to come up behind you and say, "Put that red nine

on top of that black ten!"

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