altezza Veteran Posted July 3, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 3, 2003 A Scout Master was teaching his boy scouts about survival in the desert. "What are the three most important things you should bring with you in case you get lost in the desert?" he asked. Several hands went up, and many important things were suggested such as food, matches, etc. Then one little boy in the back eagerly raised his hand. "Yes Timmy, what are the three most important things you would bring with you?" asked the Scout Master. Timmy replied: "A compass, a canteen of water, and a deck of cards." "Why's that Timmy?" "Well," answered Timmy, "the compass is to find the right direction, the water is to prevent dehydration..." "And what about the deck of cards?" asked the Scout Master impatiently. "Well, Sir, as soon as you start playing Solitaire, someone is bound to come up behind you and say, "Put that red nine on top of that black ten!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjiggag23 Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 :angry: ur on a roll altezza, but this one seems to be slowing you down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xpatx Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 yea altezza your jokes are usually funny :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizkit Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 Thats a kid for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 eh.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Veteran Posted July 4, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 4, 2003 :blink: not sure i get it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawtai Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 interesting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rezza Veteran Posted July 5, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 5, 2003 hehe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshMan Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 That is so true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unique Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 My gawd peoples.....this joke is good....reall good! (Y) :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hav0c Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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