A witch


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Two old men decide they are close to their last days on earth and

decide to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks they end

up at the local brothel. The madam takes one look at the two old

geezers and whispers to her manager, "go up to the first two rooms and

put an inflated doll in each bed. These two are so old and drunk, I'm

not wasting two of my girls on them. They won't know the difference."

Her manager does as he is told and the two old men go up the stairs

and take care of their business.

As they are walking home the first one says, "You know, I think my

girl was dead!" "Dead?" says his friend, "why would you think that?"

"Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was loving her."

His friend says, "I think mine was a witch." "A WITCH!!! Why the hell

would you say that?" "Well, I was making love to her, kissing on her

neck and I gave it a little bite, then she farted and flew out the

window!!"

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