altezza Veteran Posted July 3, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 3, 2003 Two old men decide they are close to their last days on earth and decide to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks they end up at the local brothel. The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager, "go up to the first two rooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These two are so old and drunk, I'm not wasting two of my girls on them. They won't know the difference." Her manager does as he is told and the two old men go up the stairs and take care of their business. As they are walking home the first one says, "You know, I think my girl was dead!" "Dead?" says his friend, "why would you think that?" "Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was loving her." His friend says, "I think mine was a witch." "A WITCH!!! Why the hell would you say that?" "Well, I was making love to her, kissing on her neck and I gave it a little bite, then she farted and flew out the window!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjiggag23 Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 lol drunk people are the best:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xpatx Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 HAHAHA CRAZY OLD GUYS!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munki Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 Rofl. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CherTon Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 i don't think he will be kissing anybody else.:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quick Reply Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 i never knew that farts are a charactoristic of a witch :blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cesardrgn Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 lol... well know you know it... :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted July 4, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 4, 2003 i think it was more the flying out the window quick reply :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vip Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 haha, damn .. that was good :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FaRSightxc2 Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 LMFAO - now THAT is the best one I have heard in ages! :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graeme_7799 Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 hahaha! i ****ed myself laughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sys32 Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 hahaha I never heard that one before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kjordan2001 Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 lol Why do you always double post? :huh: Nice one though altezza :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
empty Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 lmao.. awful lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[X] Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 lol nice!! (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tran Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 Lol! Funny! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tengcm Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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